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SABERHAGEN ugh this clout chaser won't stop photobombing me 🙄✋ UR NOT HAVING A SHOUTOUT GET OUT ❌‼️
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USERNAME sorry u are? 34m ↳ SABERHAGEN ur mum
iCARNIVOROUS who tf even is that?? 17m ↳ SABERHAGEN nightmare?? maybe idk , kid's been following me everywhere 15m ↳ iCARNIVOROUS wtf call the po po 12m ↳DREAMWASTAKEN 😭😭 11m ↳iCARNIVOROUS ew he's in ur mentions salem 9m ↳SABERHAGEN omg blocked and reported on jah✋🙄
USERNAME DREAM??? WHO IS THIS GIRL HAHAHAH 23m
DREAMWASTAKEN can't believe someone would use your image like that...😐 13m ↳SABERHAGEN EXACTLY JUST DISRESPECTFUL SMH 12m ↳DREAMWASTAKEN @sapnapinsta sort her out pls 9m ↳SAPNAPINSTA sorry who are you? and why are you using this poor girl for clout? kinda fucked up bro 5m ↳SABERHAGEN YEAH PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE SNAPCHAT 4m ↳SAPNAPINSTA take it back get in your place lightsaber 4m ↳SABERHAGEN HAHAHAHAHA TOO LATE HEY MAMAS BOY 3m ↳SAPNAPINSTA THATS LITERALLY NOT ME BRO 2m
USERNAME please go back to raging on twitch. we don't need this girl✋😭 20m
USERNAME um idk who this girl thinks she is lmao 23m ↳USERNAME bro stfu and get out of her comments 19m
SABERHAGEN OKAY STIP BLWOING UP MY COMMENT SECTION YOU HEATHENS FFS just now
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not a cat im sorry if that was too far
Dream lol stfu it's fine
not a cat i didn't really think it through when i posted it
Dream seriously it's fine keep doing it it's funny and using bigger creators to grow is literally fine
not a cat well if u insist...
Dream oh no
not a cat DREAM IS USING ME 4 CLOUT STORY TIME on a lighter note i don't have u on discord so cough up the tag sir
Dream pls let that joke die with the small amount of dignity it never had dreamwastaken#3026 ill call u later and we can head on the practise map get the gainz bro
not a cat owsom
Dream huh
not a cat awesome but cracker name
Dream right
What does a sixteen year old Minecraft YouTuber do whilst waiting for one of the biggest creators in the community to call them? Well, I'm glad you asked; eat nachos. Stress eat nachos to the point that they can't physically consume anything else. Clever? No. Did that stop them? No. To be fair, she had a pretty understandable reason to be stressed; the Dream fandom were known to be quite judgy. And, well, rumours usually stem from something. Don't get her wrong—she's more than excited, but, God, was she nervous.
She sat perched up in her bed reaching back into the bowl of nachos—because apparently the pasta in college wasn't enough—whilst mindlessly scrolling through social media. She took her time to reply to fans in hopes it would ease her nerves (spoiler alert! it didn't).
Eventually, six o'clock came around and her computer began blaring that stupid Discord ringtone, interrupting whatever shite she was watching. Startled, Salem peaked at the time before frantically legging it over to her desk to answer the call.
SABERHAGEN: Dream! Hello!
DREAM: Salem! What's up?
SABERHAGEN: Nothing much, just chatting to some loser.
DREAM: Oh, my God. Would you look at that? You're not funny.
SABERHAGEN: I think you'll find I'm rather hysterical. In fact, I could probably be a full time comedian.
DREAM: Wow, the lack of funny is appalling.
SABERHAGEN: I think you're less funny than me.
DREAM: Say that to my three-point-nine million subs.
SABERHAGEN: Wow, green man have big ego.
DREAM: You are sucky.
SABERHAGEN: Indeed. Now shut up and Minecraft.
AUTHOR'S NOTE the way nothing happened in this part
