Maddison Cole was very hurnee and hungree; she didn’t know which hole to put the cucoumber in. She lyked a guy called Harey Stylz who was in famuus band. She went to a concert of dem. She saw harey make eye contact with her so after the show she stelked them back to the hootel. She flew into their windew and tied him to a bed. She lykd to take contrul like in fifty shades of grey. “hey daddy” she purred to him. He pushed her off of the room and condemned her to hell with his famous people powers. While she was in hell she saw the devil and decided to prance onto his dick. ‘Might as well get some action while Im in hell’ the devil tried to push her away cause her vagina smelt like fish but she kept me. But she kept going up and down on his red man parts. “boy if u were a vegetable you would be a cutecumber” the devil began to smile because she knew cucumbers and cheesy pick up lines were his weakness. As she was bouncing on his dick she began to whisper dirty things to him. “hi did u get ur license suspended for driving all these girls crazy” “are u a trampoline cause I want to bounce on you” as they came to their orgasmz she began to sing taylor swift
I remember when we broke up the first time,
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like
we hadn't seen each other in a month
when you said you needed space. (What?)
then you come around again and say
" baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you." ooh, we called it off again last night
but ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you. we are never ever ever getting back together,
we are never ever ever getting back together,
you go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
The devil looked at her and smiled “u no I luv taylor swift, cucumubers, and pick up lines, were gonna get married” he smiled at her then threw her into da lava and started laughing “lol jks”
