Jalex Parody (REQUESTED)

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Hey! So this was requested. Just a warning that this is a stupid one shot and its a parody (ffs if you didnt know). And its really short.

"Hi! *INSERT UR NAME* I want a laughy Jalex parody that Kellin was a hiding fag and he treats Jalex a piece of shit and in the end, Kellin dates Alex. pls pls pls i know its stupid but.... *pouts*"

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No one's Pov -

The boys; Alex and Jack were roaming around the hall, looking for their classes when the popular guy bumped into Alex on porpuse.

"WHAT THE!!! DON'T YOU DARE HIT MY BOYFRIEND!!!" Jack defended Alex.

"Look at the fags!!!" Kellin shouted, pointing at the both of them.

"We are not fags. We're gay." Jack snapped.

"What? Gay and fag has the same meaning." Kellin laughed. "Look at the stupid!!!" Kellin laughed once again.

"Stop being such a..." Alex thought of something to pester Kellin. "A....A fucking pansy!!!" Alex shouted. Kellin's eyes showed hurt and sadness. Kellin almost cried waterfalls. Jack was confused.

"Why do you look like crying, Quinn?" Jack asked, dumfounded.

"YOU BOTH ARE SHIT HEADS!!!" Kellin snapped while wiping on his eyes to dry the tears that has shred from his green orbs.

"I...I am not a shit head! Only Alex!!!" Jack defended himself this time. Alex was hurt. Alex slapped Jack at his right cheek, leaving a stinging red mark at Jack's right cheek. Suddenly, Jack ran away, crying like a fucking 'pansy' he was.

Kellin smiled brightly, grabbing Alex's waist, skipping down the hall happily, smiling while yodelling to hell.

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That escalated quickly. Good thing I didn't say the requester's username...Stupid one shot never shouldve done this. Okay bye

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