Once there was a balloon who did not like his name. It was red, so his name was Red. His owner is a porcupine. They are best friends. But it turns out the porcupine was a psychopath and he tried drowning the balloon. It didn't work, but the porcupine thought the balloon was going to heaven, so he left. After a while the balloon popped because there was too much pressure. He still didn't like his name.
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RandomThese stories are pretty weird. Not scary, just weird. Involving magical potatoes, smelly chalk, AND SO MUCH MORE. You don't have to read it, but I think you might like it.
