Cow

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Most cows are fat and adorable, but Mr. Pompom is different. He is slim, and that makes him ugly. So the other cows are being fed and licking salt blocks, but Mr. Pompom is so proper and posh and ANNOYING that he doesn't even lick salt! So no one likes him. All he wanted to do was be a model with a six pack and wavy blonde hair, but now that no one likes him, he knows he should become an astronaut.
Well, at least he has an imagination....

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