This is another story about Moomoo the Duck.
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Moomoo the Duck is shunned now because he got the wrong answer. Even Kermin, his car, painted himself black in embarrassment. So he drinks coffee (which is like beer for ducks) to make himself feel better. He loves coffee. It's his favorite drink. He hangs out at school with a little Mooncoins mocha latte sometimes. He is friends with a psychopathic porcupine, who is friends with Neal Ketter because they both kill balloons. The trio lives happily ever after.
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RandomThese stories are pretty weird. Not scary, just weird. Involving magical potatoes, smelly chalk, AND SO MUCH MORE. You don't have to read it, but I think you might like it.
