Hunter x hunter oneshots

Illumi x reader

(Oml he's adorable too!)

Illumi was walking down a street, frowning. 

'Why send me here if you don't know the exact location?' he mentally asked himself. 

You being half asleep on your walk to school in your school uniform aciidentally bumped into him. 

"Sorry sir!" you said freaking out. 

"It's... ok...." he said, then, as an afterthought, he asked plainly, "Do you know where Fiz poppish (Idk I was in science class making this) might be?"

"Um... probably at the recital already. I think he wanted to start getting things ready for the big show tonight."

"Ok thanks."

Right before he left, you asked him if he wanted you to accompany him to there that night, because your uncle had said to have a date and you were running out of time.

'She could actually be useful,' Illumi thought, "sure."

"Ok."

Time skip brought to you by Michael Afton's spaghetti

"Here we are," you said happy to see the building again.

"Ok. Thank you," he said emotionless.

As your uncle's started to walk this way, you left to go to school.  Remembering that you didn't know the guy's name, you walked back. Then you froze.

"What the fu-" you were cut off as the guy turned to you and in one swift motion and covered your mouth with his hand.

You licked his hand and he tried to wipe it on his shirt, but couldn't because you kicked him where the sun don't shine. After that, you ran as fast as you could all the way to school and when you were there you told your teacher what had happened.

"My Lord!" Your teacher said in surprise, "can you describe him?"

"Yeah, I think so. Tall, long black hair that went past his back, black eyes that had no light in them no matter what, very fast, he killed with pins- is that enough?" You asked your now frozen teacher.

Even your classmates were frozen from your description.

"What?" You asked confused.

"Since you just started living here, you don't know about.... Them," your classmate Lizzy said.

"Them who?" You asked even more confused than before.

"The... Zoldycks. They live in a huge mansion on the mountain by where you live," Hannah said.

"Oh. Well I bet they're nice people if they let civilians take trips up there," you said.

"They're a family of assassins. The oldest out of the newer generation is the one that killed your uncle. He probably doesn't even feel bad about it," Zeke said.

"Oh ok. At least I know who they are," you said seeing the weird looks you were getting from everyone, "so I can have a 'chat' with this guy."

"His name is Illumi," Cheyenne (I'm running out of names) said quietly, like she always did.

"Oh well thank you for letting us know," you said.

"Cheyenne, how do you know that? Nobody is to know their real names," your teacher said sounding like she had heard something suspicious.

"Oh I... Um.... I-I," she stammered.

"Guys I don't think she wants to tell us-" you tried to say getting cut off by the bell for lunch.

At lunch people only sat with you because your uncle was famous, but today you decided to sit with Cheyenne, who usually sat alone.

"O-oh h-hi!" She squeaked in surprise.

"Hi. How... Did you know that?" You asked quietly so nobody else could hear it.

"Um... I know a Zoldycks?" She said shyly.

"Really? Which one?" You said interested.

"His name is Killua. I also know his friends Gon, Kurapika, and Leorio," she said quieter than usual.

"Really? How?"

"Well I met them during the Hunter exam. I saw Gon and Killua again in Heavens arena and met their friend Zushi, and their teacher Mr. Wing. He also taught me men along with them and Zushi."

"That's so cool!" You accidentally yelled.

Realizing you had yelled on accident, you quietly said "sorry."

Another time skip brought to you by puns told by Sans the skeleton

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he next day, Illumi was walking along the side of the road to the train station, so he could go home. Not looking where he was going very well, he accidentally number into someone. It was a girl.

"Sorry," Illumi said casually, but then you turned around and looked at his face, "Oh it's you. I'm guessing you figured out I killed your uncle."

"Well it was a little obvious after you tried to stop me from screaming," you said sarcastically.

He chuckled a little. "You sound like my little brother Kil."

"Well aren't you scared I'm gonna tell someone what you did to my uncle?" You asked confused.

"No, I have a feeling you won't," he said still calm.

"Well what if your feeling is wrong?" You asked.

"I'm certain it's not. And if it is, I would have no right to do this," he said, calmly kissing you.

Honestly, you don't know why you didn't push him off, tell at him, fight back, or even feel uncomfortable, you just didn't, as he slowly pulled back.

"I have to go home now, if you would like to visit I live on Kukuroo mountain," he said.

"I'll make sure to remember that. If you ever want to see me again, you know where to find me," you said, slightly smiling.

And with that, you split ways knowing that somehow, someday, fate would bring you together again, as it had today.