Hunter x hunter oneshots

Chrollo x reader

(The last edit is my favorite :)

(Warning, there's a stupid joke in here)

"So why'd you kidnap me exactly?" I asked bored.

"Because you have a power I want," the man walking towards me said.

"You do realize I'm ten, right?"

(LET ME EXPLAIN! You are actually 25, but you have nen that lets you change reality at will and if that's impossible then this will be an AU, because it's all I can think of)

"Ah, but see, that's not your real age, is it?" He asked leaning down to my height.

"Can you stand up straight or something? I feel small," I said quietly.

"Let's just get this over with, shall we?" He asked, flipping his book open.

I used my nen to change reality, and made him not have nen, as he tried to take my powers. Clearly, he hadn't thought this plan of his all the way through.

When taking my power didn't work, he realized what I had done.

"If it helps, if you let me out of these bindings, I won't blow your head off," I said smiling sweetly.

Unfazed he said, "If you say so. You can't keep your nen going forever."

I wasn't gonna tell him he was right, but I still had to accept that he was. When I got tired, what was I gonna do?

I spent about twenty minutes thinking about my options. I let my nen quit, and looked over to see the guy meditating. A few people walked in the base, and they looked over at me.

I decided to act like I wasn't tied up.

Maybe I'd get on their nerves and they'd let me go.

"Hey no-shirt guy, some peeps are here to sees chu!" I yelled out to him.

He opened his eyes and looked over at me, smiling.

"Thank you for telling me," he said, standing up.

"You know, if you weren't so creepy and knew the definition of clothing, you'd be the perfect candidate for a boyfriend?" I said smirking.

He ignores me.

After about ten minutes, he came over to me and untied me.

"What now?!" I complained, glaring at him as he motioned for me to follow him across the room.

"I just want to show you something," he said, "I have a question for you first, though."

"What is it?" I asked.

"Can you be annoyingly aggressive?" He asked me.

"I don't know," I said, smiling, "Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?" I asked quickly. 

"I would think so," he said, chuckling.

I followed him over to a chart. It showed the blueprints to a building I didn't recognize.

"You can keep a secret, right?" He asked me.

"I don't know, why are you trusting me?" I asked, "I could tell anyone anything."

"There's something about you... I don't know...." He said, trailing off.

"Anyway, what the duck is this?" I asked him.

"These," he said, clearly annoyed, "are the blueprints to the auction house nearby. We're going to rob the place in a few months."

"Are you gonna tell me anything interesting or am I wasting my time standing over here?" I asked.