It all started when little bitch Near was on his filthy house filled with empty tomato soup cans and Logan Paul merch, there he was, watching Birdbox on his small and dirty TV that had spongebob stickers on it.
Near was an 8 year old with self diagnosed depression, he posted on his insta stories sad bart edits and edit on his photos a crown of black hearts on his head. He also posted sad fortnite edits and told everyone that he was emo just because he had an earring with a skull on it. Overall, Near was annoying af and he seems like the kid of guy that would still use diapers just because he's too sad to go to the bathroom to pee. But let's go back to the movie;
He was enjoying his movie (he's stupid of course he'd enjoy Birdbox) when suddenly someone falls from the Heavens; with his handsome face, brown hair and his Saiki antennas it was impossible to think that he wasn't an angel.
- Who are you? the kid with dirty ass asked
- I am Lawliet, and I came here from the Heavens just to slap your stupid face, you're a horrible L replacement, also you have bad breath.
Near started crying while singing suicide boy songs and saying sad bart phrases. Lawliet got grossed out and left inmediatly.
-Ha! I grossed him out by being sad!
Near thought he had win, but Lawliet couldn't bare losing to an 8 year old with smelly butt.
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DEPRESSED NEAR😭💦 DHMU❌❌ ONLY L KNOWS🌫⛓⛓
NouvellesHI THIS IS A FANFIC ABOUT NEAR SELF DIAGNOSING WITH DEPRESSION, I THOUGHT THIS STORY WOULD BE IDEAL BECAUSE NEAR IS A LITTLE BITCH AND HORRIBLE REPLACEMENT SO IM WRITING THIS JUST TO THROW HATE AT HIM. In this fic I refer to discord lawliet as "Lawl...
