wait up! | genshin x reader textfic

7 | clown but fr this time

I KEEP SLANDERING DILUC IM SO SORRY I DONT HATE HIM I PROMISE 😭😭😭🤚
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bouncing on your heels, you practically kicked lumine and aether's door down and strutted in like you owned the place.

paimon was still at school, so you guys had to wait until lisa and jean brought the children over here, so you guys could bully diluc together. looking around the living room, you spotted a clown makeup pallet, some brushes, and a big bucket of water.

"my BABY," lumine shouted when she spotted you, tackling you to the ground with a hug. aether, hearing her yell, did the same when lumine got off of you.

"yes yes I know you guys are excited but let me breathe," you said, wheezing. the twins truly had a death grip.

the two blondes sighed and nodded, stepping away. then, a knock on the door sounded, somehow sounding happy.

lumine and aether whipped their heads to look at eachother, then you, and rocketed themselves over there, opening it swiftly.

and there stood a grumpy looking diluc and an ecstatic kaeya. kaeya rushed in and looked at the makeup preparation before making himself at home on the sofa.

diluc took his time entering the home, looking around before his eyes landed on the makeup sets, and a sour look settled on his face.

"so the only people we're waiting on are lisa and jean right? you asked, getting sort of impatient, you wanted to embarrass diluc as soon as possible.

"them and the kids they're bringing," kaeya answered with a smirk, this was giving him so much serotonin it was crazy.

diluc scowled, "I forgot they were bringing the elementary students," he said unhappily, very much hating the fact that people had to see him looking like a fool.

the sound of keys twisting in the doorknob caught everyone's attention, the only other person who had keys to the house was paimon, which means that they were back already.

jeans face peeked through, she turned around, "oh yeah lisa, they're already here," she turned back to the door and opened it all the way.

in flooded three small children, lisa, and finally, jean. paimon went to go hug aether and lumine, before looking at the rest of you and running upstairs.

lumine gave a tiny frown, "she's never been that shy before," she turned to look at diluc, "maybe you're so ugly it's scaring her."

aether clapped a hand over his mouth and was trying to suppress his laughter, you and kaeya however, didn't even try.

lisa gave lumine a firm but gentle chop on the side of her head, "less calling diluc ugly and more applying the makeup."

you all nodded vigorously, picking diluc up from under his shoulders and plopping him down into a chair.

diona looked at him, then at lisa and jean, "I want to put the makeup on him, ok? ok."

before anyone could object, she grabbed a palette and shoved diluc's face into it, smearing white face paint everywhere. then, she pulled the palette back, and diluc looked like he just walked into snow and trapped it back into his face.

kaeya already had his phone out, taking a variety of photos even though diluc's look wasn't even finished, oh well, blackmail is blackmail.

taking a brush, you dipped it into some black and gave diluc some FINE ass eyebrows. y'know, they looked kind of like rengoku's.

soon enough, everyone was either painting diluc's face, or standing off to the side taking videos and pictures.

and after 25 minutes, you had finished and were going to show diluc what he looked like. you guys could only hope he wouldn't barbecue everyone as soon as he saw that mirror.

"what the FU-," he started, before jean kicked his shin.

"there's children here, do that later," she scolded, diluc just rolled his eyes, not really caring, and went back to looking at himself.

"who did my lips?" diluc asked, "I can't even see where my real ones are," he deadpanned.

klee gleefully raised her hand, "I did! now your lips are the same colour as your hair! they looked weird before."

diluc deadpanned again, "the amount of disrespect I'm facing is insane, leaving."

you opened your mouth before closing it, "yeah y'know what go ahead you're probably just going to cry about this in your room."

diluc glared at you, before snatching the makeup removers and stepping into the bathroom.

it was silent for a couple of minutes, before aether broke the silence, "so.. since you guys are already here, wanna play uno?"

remember to remind yourself to never play uno with the mondstadt groupchat again.