BNHA Drunk Hawks x Reader One Shot: What's Up Sexy Butt?

What's Up Sexy Butt?

 Just want to mention that I do not own the art. I just found it on google :)

Warning: This story is 13+ and uses swear words cause I personally think Keigo swears a lot when he's drunk 

You wake up to a loud thud and someone saying under their breath "Oh shit. Fuck." You open your eyes and look over to see your winged boyfriend. Keigo had gone out for drinks with a few of his colleagues after work. You didn't want to go since you didn't know any of them that well and plus you had plans to meet your parent(s) for brunch and turning up hungover wouldn't be the best thing. 

He let out a chuckle "Aw I'm sorry. Ah shit did I wake you up?" You just let out a small groan to out of it and too tired to form real words. 

"Aw fuck I'm sorry baby bird," Keigo lays down getting close to you, "You were fast asleep weren't you?" More awake now you answer, "Mhm." "I'm sorry." He replies.

 You look at him, still being able to see his face in the dark "Are you drunk?" He chuckles "I'm not drunk, I'm just- I'm just feeling pretty awesome." He pauses for a moment, "What's up sexy butt?" He then starts to laugh. "So you are drunk," You smile tiredly. "I am not drunk. I don't get drunk I'm just- I've only had like 7 drinks, that's not enough to get me drunk."

 You look at him not convinced "You never tell me I have a sexy butt." He replies quickly "Oh I so tell you that you have a sexy butt, even when I'm not drunk." You roll your eyes at him.

"It's true though," he stretched a bit, "I like that wagon you're draggin'." He laughs, "Okay so I may be a little drunk, just a tiny bit- now come here-" he starts pulling you closer. "I am going to spoon the ever-living fuck out of you. You beautiful little bird you." He holds you close from behind snuggling his face into your shoulder and starts laughing again.

 "How are you?" He says. "Great until a drunk asshole woke me up." You replied. He groans "Yeah I wouldn't be too great if I got woken up by a drunk asshole either." "So you admit it?" You smile. "Not me I'm just saying in general- cause I'm not drunk- In general I would be annoyed if someone drunk woke me up." He stated. 

You turn around and face him, he lets out a quiet "Hi." Before you kiss him gently. Just before you pull away he pulls you back in for another. Moaning softly he grabs your hip rubbing it slightly. You pull away and say "I'm tired." "Oh- your tired- oh c'mon." He says disappointed. "So don't try anything." You quickly say. He says taking his hand off your hip "I'm not trying anything- I'm just kissing you cause you're cute and I like your tired voice. Especially when you're a tiny bit annoyed with me, it's adorable. I am sorry I woke you up, I was trying to be quiet."

You raise an eyebrow, "Mhm by bumping into the table?" He scoffs "It came out of nowhere! I don't know where the end table came from- but it just flew out at me!" You sigh "Keigo, babe end tables can't move." "No end tables move, I'm telling you, I think the house is haunted... Cause there is no way I bumped into a stationary object and tripped, cause I am totally sober." He smiles like a goof.

 "Mhm I see," you giggle, "Did you fly back?" "No no I got a taxi back." He looked pleased. "Why didn't you fly? I thought you were fine." You tease. "I-I didn't fly because my wings were tired, you know they needed a break." He reaches over and puts his arms around you.

 "Mm you're so warm." He looks at you and smiles "How are you so fucking cute, I want to squeeze your cheeks till they fall off." He laughs again. "You're so cute. Come here." He leans in and kisses you passionately.

After a few moments you pull away. "Keigo not now." He groaned. "Oh c'mon, gah fine. I am sorry for waking you up, it was not my intention but-" "I know you said it a million times." You interrupt. He continues "Hey hey but- but-" 

"Are you talking about my butt again?" You interrupt once again, but Keigo doesn't stop talking. "But- No I'm not talking about your butt, I'm saying the word but, B U T. But now you're awake... Would you maybe want to go sledding?"

You look at him very confused. "Baby there no snow outside.. It's spring.." You try to explain. "You can so go sledding when there's no snow, it just hurts a lot more." Keigo laughs, "I want to go sleddinggg" He groaned.

 "Well for now let's just cuddle," You suggest trying to get him to go to sleep. He pulls you in "Yeah let's cuddle, cuddling sounds good. Just help me get this off- cause for some reason my shirt doesn't want to come off of me-" You sit up helping your poor bird get his shirt off around his wings. "There almost got it- Ah there we go." He threw the shirt on the floor and you both laid back down. "You're not even wearing a shirt, my lucky day." He pointed out. Technically you were wearing a sports bra but he couldn't tell in his state. "You're a dork," You smiled. "I know I am. I know you don't have to tell me." He replied. 

"I'm sorry I just can't get over how cute you are." "Keigo, baby stop you've told me a million times." You rolled your eyes playfully. "I will not stop you are adorable and like I kinda want to draw whiskers on you." He trailed off. You smirked "I'll draw a beak on you when you pass out." 

He was quick to reply, "You better not because I will not make you breakfast tomorrow." Looking at him with a sweet face you ask "You were gonna make me breakfast?" "Oh yeah I'm definitely planning on making you breakfast cause I woke you up, while you were sleeping, now I have to make it up to you. What do you want?" "Like anything?" You ask. "Yeah whatever you want, I'll even go to Africa and kill an ostrich or something-" He laughs. "Babe those are scary creatures.." You reply. "Hey I could- ok ostriches are scary, maybe something less scary like a penduline-tit." (Pen-Du-Line) "What the hell is a penduline-tit?" You ask, astonished by its name. "It's the smallest bird in Africa. They're cute, but not as cute as you." He hugs you tight and pecks your forehead a few times.

"Ok so I'm definitely drunk." He admits laughing. "But you are so fucking cute." "It's beer goggles.~" You say. "It's not beer goggles.. It's whiskey goggles.. Wait- no no no it's not you are just the most adorable fucking thing I've ever seen. I just wanna squeeze you." Keigo then proceeds to squeeze you really tight.

"How did I get so lucky~" He cooed. "You flower child you." "What does that even mean?" Keigo laughs at your remark. "I don't know what I'm saying, I heard someone say it. I think it means you're innocent or something- I don't know, I have no fucking idea. Well you are innocent compared to me, my mind is just a gutter, at least right now." You giggle, "Oh is it now?" Keigo laughs "Well tomorrow I'll show you what my gutter mind is all about-" You hit him with a small pillow.

 "Hey! I know I'm being weird. But hey that's what you signed up for. You signed up for all this weirdness. Now come here I want to give you a kiss." He pulls you in laughing while he gave you small pecks on your lips. You pull away "Stop." You wine. "No your lips are soft and I love it.. And your neck.." He leans down and places 3 kisses along the side of your neck. "And your ear.." He kisses your ear twice. "Tomorrow Keigo." You say moving away from his face to look at him.

"Alright tomorrow- tomorrow we'll have some fun. But now it's time for sleep." He yawns. "I'll let you go to sleep, but only on one condition." "That is..?" You looked worried. "You have to lay your head on my chest and let me cuddle you to pieces baby bird~" He cooed. 

You move to lay your head on his chest, his arms and wings wrapping around you. "I love you." "Are you saying that cause you're drunk or-?" You ask. "No, I'm saying that because, in all seriousness I fucking love you so much. It's sad how much I love you. I mean I like most things like chicken- ooo chicken..." He trails off but gets his thoughts in order. "But you- you are the bees knees, the cats tail- no the birds feather." He laughs. "Keigo-" "Alright I'll stop- I'll see you in the morning baby bird." He kisses the top of your head.

"Thanks for being you." He immediately passes out, you look up at him and let out a small airy laugh. "Night, I love you." You press a kiss to his nose and snuggle into him.

Writer: Hi! This is my first published story, I hope you liked it. I've been working on a multiple part story with Keigo that I won't be publishing until it's fully complete and that won't be for a while. So for now I have some one shots with different characters and Keigo that I want to write and will post. Also I am new to this so I'm still figuring out some stuff with this site so please bare with me. Thank you so much :)              -Max