A/N- When your short on ideas,post incorrect quotes!
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Eros: I hate my last name
Peg: Why?
Eros: Because it's not your last name ;)
Peg:
Eros:
Peg: Eros,shut the heck up and come on.
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Austin: Hi! Welcome to Applebees! Would you like apples,or bees?
Bri: Bees..?
Austin: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!
Bri: W-Wait-
*Aland comes in with a jar of bees*
Bri: WAIT-
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Patch: The food is too hot,I can't eat it.
Eros: You're too hot and I wanna eat you.
Patch: H-Huh?
Bri/Peg: One dinner.I just want ONE DINNER.
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Austin: Fionn,what are friends with benefits?
Fionn:....a very special kind of friends....
Austin: Ooh,like us?!
Fionn: *chokes*
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Eros/Patch: Peg!
Peg: What do you want?
Eros/Patch: You kicked me in your sleep!
Peg: Who tf said I was asleep?
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The bunny that was with Eros and Bri: I am very small and is helping 2 people who are on the run
The bunny that was with Eros and Bri: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under
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Austin,messing with Raven's bow: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
Raven: Sure they are..
Austin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Raven: Okay.
Austin: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Raven:
Austin: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Raven,confused crying: Austin stop-
Patch,fascinated: No,please,continue.
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Caspian: Patch,no! This is a bad idea!
Patch: Stick around a bit longer,I have more of them!
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Austin: It's really muggy out today
Fionn: If I go outside and I see all of my mugs out in front of my cabin I will kill you.
Austin: I'm a spirit tho *sips drink from bowl*
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The counselor with the skeleton mask thing: I'm not doing too well
The counselor with the skeleton mask thing: I have this headache that comes and goes
*Any of the campers walk in*
The counselor with the skeleton mask thing: Oh look there it is again
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[Groupchat between the campers]
Patch: "The first one to reply is gat"
Patch: *gay
Patch: Wait...
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Peg: Sorry I'm late.I was...doing things.
*Eros bursts into the room,out of breath and looking disheveled*
Eros: sHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE HECKING STAIRS-
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Patch: Hey Caspian,do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Caspian: You're a hazard to society-
Austin: And a coward! Do 20!!
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Raven: The quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.
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Austin: What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
*Raven shoots him*
Austin:...I shouldn't have asked.
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That's all I have for you lmao
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