*Marx placed random mistletoes around Dream Land
Here are the results*
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Susie: ...do I REALLY have to do this?
*she's standing under the mistletoe with... Gooey*
Gooey: *happy Gooey noises*
Susie: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Gooey: Nope! A sister!
Susie: WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST TALKED-
(In the American versions of Kirby's Dream Land 2, a female Gooey rarely appears in the bags held by mid bosses. Originally, it was a character named Chao from a game series known as Yuuyuuki, but that reference wouldn't be understood by most westerners, so she was replaced with a female version of Gooey)
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Taranza: ...
Daroach: ...why did we, the two guys who exclusively like girls, have to be stuck under here with each other?
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Dedede: ...
Meta Knight: ...
Dedede: Y'know what? I was plannin' on askin' you out anyway.
*SMOOCH!*
*Meta Knight's embarrassment levels have risen to 100*
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Kirby: The Fun (Comedic) Adventures of The Dream Friends!
FanfictionStupid attempts at comedy based on my (quite outdated) Kirby headcanons and stuff. Contains Metadede (King Dedede x Meta Knight)