B. W. Dee: M-Maybe try telling an adult?
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Dedede: Just punch them. Should make it clear that you're not gonna put up with 'em.
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Meta Knight: Always tell a responsible authority figure... if that fails, stab them.
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Rick: Well... maybe just try talking it out?
Coo: Or you could just ignore them. They're probably looking for attention anyways.
Kine: ...Are you sure, Coo?
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Marx: KILL THEM ALL!!!
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Gooey: *Gooey noises*
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Adeleine: Well... I'd say you should just look for the people who care about you and stay away from the bullies.
Ribbon: Your friends will be there to support you!
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Dark Meta Knight: Violence is the only solution.
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Daroach: Steal their belongings and tell them you'll only give them back when they decide to be nice. You could also just kidnap them and lock them in your basement, but-
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Magolor: Well, you'll probably be able to make friends with them if you try! Kirby managed to make friends with us, so it should be possible, right?
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Taranza: ...I've never dealt with bullying before, so I don't think I'd be able to tell what you should do in that situation...
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Susie: Tell them you have better things to do than deal with their nonsense.
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Flamberge: Show them you're not messing around and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!!!
Francisca: ...would you not get in trouble for that?
Zan Partizanne: You would. Just tell an adult instead.
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Kirby: The Fun (Comedic) Adventures of The Dream Friends!
Hayran KurguStupid attempts at comedy based on my (quite outdated) Kirby headcanons and stuff. Contains Metadede (King Dedede x Meta Knight)