Marx: Susie~
Susie: Flirt with me and I'll shoot you.
Marx: ...sh*t.
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Marx: Taranza! Buddy! Gotta say, you smell sweet as a flower!
Taranza: ...you've smelled me before?!
Marx: I do that to everyone when they're asleep.
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Marx: Magolor-
Magolor: Are you a pie? Because you're a cutie!
Marx: ...you've beaten me at my own game.
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Marx: ...yeah, I think I'll avoid the Mage Sisters... especially Flamberge.
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Kirby: The Fun (Comedic) Adventures of The Dream Friends!
FanfictionStupid attempts at comedy based on my (quite outdated) Kirby headcanons and stuff. Contains Metadede (King Dedede x Meta Knight)