Dream SMP One-Shots

Wilbur x Reader (Shitpost)

Authors Note: Hello everyone! I've found writing shitposts being lots of fun so I might do some more  

TW: Swearing 

You helped build this wonderful nation,

             Your home

                                   Your L'manberg

                                                                 And just as quickly everything escalated into getting this nation,

                                                                           It was all lost

                                                                                        Because of one man

                                                                                              As everyone's hard work was being undone, untied

                                                                                                                                         Falling

                                                                                                                                                  Falling

                                                                                                                                           Everything Falling Apart..

                                                                                   Screaming

                               Weapons Flying

Cold

It all started and ended so fast, and just like that we started anew with our L'manberg. Speeches, praises, and leadership got passed around; We all celebrated our victory and our new leader Tubbo. Just as everything got exciting you saw Wilbur walking off, you were tempted to go after him to make sure he is ok, but than BIG Q TRIED TO GIVE YOU DRUGS MMMMMH. As you were talking to him a huge explosion went off behind you, flinging BIG Q into the air while he was trying to say ME GUSTA. You were also right by the TNT, but you took more critical damage; While breathing heavy you see BIG Q's limbless body go souring, you then look over to your right and see Wilbur. Wilbur... Did he do this? No... He would never betray his country like this..., right? Talking your last moments contemplating this idea your head falls, and you die. Wilbub then looks over and sees you fucking dead, he shook. He rolled off the high up platform into the canyon he created, only to use his big MCC brain and parkour up. Wilbur grabs your cold face, holding it in his palm, he cried out " NOOO UR SO SEXY DON'T DIE".

Warmblood, heart racing, your eyes open to see Wilbur in front of you, relieved. "Wait, am I alive?" you question, Wilbur smiles "nope" he says before revealing your forehead was actually a button. Wilbur smacks your button forehead and the whole world blows up, kinda killing everything.