Gay Times in Hellpark! (Hellpark Tweek x reader)

Chapter 5 | Pancakes

As soon as you entered you could feel the tension throughout the restaurant as the eyes of occupants landed on the three of you walking in. Pip seemingly didn't mind, as he took the liberty of pointing out an empty booth and leading the both of you to the cool, leathery seats. You struggled to slide in next to the window. Booth seats were always a pain to get in and out of, at least it wasn't Tweek in the window seat. Speaking of Tweek, he took a couple extra awkward seconds to scooch into the seat next to you.

Heidi came over to greet you as customers and hand you your menus. She looked over the two hellspawn and quickly noticed you. She gave you a concerned look, "Are these your relatives or something??" 
You began to sweat nervously, "Uh! No! Just some friends from out of town." You faked a sweet smile to try to sell it. It wasn't entirely a lie, they were from out of town.
She nodded hesitantly, "Huh, never took you for the outgoing type." She mumbled to herself. Though she quickly regained her dgaf attitude with the click of her pen. "So what can I get for you three?" 
You quickly went to the menu looking it up and down and flipping through the pages.
Pip piped in before you, "I'll just take a cup of tea."
Heidi jotted it down, "Alright, and you?" She pointed the pen in Tweek's direction, he instantly froze up, clenching the menu between his fingers. He squinted his eyes at the menu, "What's a... coffee?" He asked, talking his head as if it would help.
"Oh, a coffee's kind of like if an energy drink and tea had a baby." You tried to explain.
Pip scoffed, "Tea? It's more like if an energy drink met dirt." He crossed his arms.
Tweek's eyes lit up, "Oh well if it taste like dirt then I'll have it!" 
Heidi's face turned into that of pure confusion, ".....ooookay. You planning on eating anything with that?"
"Oh! Uhm." 
He looked to you, "Uh, what do pancakes taste like?" He whispered.
He hadn't eaten pancakes?! Hell truly was miserable.
"Ooh they're really good! I was planning on getting them." You paused thinking of the oh-so-sweet flavors of maple syrup, "I can get the endless pancakes if you just want to try some." 
"Oh the endless pancakes you were talking about before?"
You nodded. 
He thought it over for a moment before nodding. He turned back to face Heidi, "I'll just have the endless pancakes with Y/n." He stated bluntly.
Oh wait that made it sound like we're-
"Ooooh okay." Heidi smirked, while penning it down.
"Are you two sharing drinks as well?" She teased, resting the tip of the pen on her chin.
Your face went blank, "Ah! No! I'll just have a (drink)!" 
She nodded, "Alright, it'll be ready in a bit."
You handed her the menus and immediately went to rest your forehead on the table, hiding your head in your arms.

You never thought meeting imps from Hell would end up to be so embarrassing. Let alone catch feelings for one. You groaned in embarrassment but eventually looked up at Pip and noticed he still had his horns out in broad daylight. That explained the watching eyes throughout the restaurant.
Maybe you shouldn't attract anymore attention throughout South Park? You hastily and quietly motioned towards his horns, pointing toward your own forehead on an attempt to get the idea across.
His eyes perked up to see your little game of charades and chortled, "Ha! Y/n what are you doing dear?" He grinned.
You waved your hands frantically, "No the horns!" You whisper yelled.
"Oh! These? What about them?" He asked innocently.
You scowled at his lack of comprehension, "We're in public! We don't need the whole town to know about-" you froze in thought, trying to summarize what exactly to call the recent events, "Y'know!" 
Instead of listening to you, Pip just burst out in laughter, gathering the attention of the people in the booth behind Pip.

"Oh Y/n dear, didn't you learn a thing from my song at the laundromat??" He laughed, wiping an imaginary tear from his eye.
"I'm a demon! Who cares if it gets a little attention!" He threw his arms up into the air, showing off his wings.

You threw yourself forward to push him back down into his seat, "I do! I'd rather not be chased by a hoard of people with pitchforks!"
He rolled his eyes playfully, "Oh come on, a few measly pitchforks are nothing compared to the two of us." He gestured towards Tweek before pulling your hands off his shoulders, "Plus I think you'll find the two of us very capable. Unless you need a reminder." He looked down at you darkly.
You looked to his sharp jagged teeth and pulled back instantly. They had been so friendly so far it was hard to remember they had spent years in Hell. You shrunk back into your spot remembering you were the only human amongst them. Weird.
"Yeah, well I think it's a good idea to keep ourselves in the down low." Tweek stated firmly. 

Was he upset? 

Pip looked surprised by his actions, but still rolled his eyes, "Well I suppose if it makes the both of you uncomfortable." 
With a snap, his demonic features faded away into nothing.

The table was quiet for a while, the tension in the restaurant picking back up again. That was until Heidi came back with the food. 
She came back with a small, almost unnoticeable, smile placed on her lips as she placed down the drinks next to their corresponding owners. She then placed the stack of pancakes between you and Tweek. But before you could even begin to dig in she stopped you, and sprayed some whipped cream on the top in the shape of a heart. Tweek looked mesmerized by the whipped cream.

Your eyes darted to Heidi's and she just gave you a wink and went off to serve more of the customers.

"See? I'm not crazy." Pip smiled at the two of you from his tea. Giving you somewhat of an 'I told you so' look.

You shook your head and laughed, "Yeah okay." You smiled, picking up your fork.
Meanwhile, Tweek was still mesmerized by the whipped cream, as he was poking and prodding it with his fork.

You scooped a little bit of it onto the fork before lifting it up to Tweek's face. "Here, you eat it. It's pretty good, mostly sugar." You smiled. 

His face turned a light shade of pink as he kept glancing back and forth between your eyes and the whipped cream. He quickly took a bite of the whipped cream, his eyes lighting up instantly.
"OH MY- ACK! This is way better than lava rocks! Holy shit!"
He took his own fork and started shoveling his half of the plate down.
You and Pip laughed.
"You could have been eating this stuff the whole time! Think you'll finally ditch the lava rocks in Hell?" Pip asked.
He paused his rampage on the pancakes, "...Tempting, but no."
And went back to scarfing down the pancakes.
It was then you realized you were both sharing said pancakes.
"Hey wait a minute! Leave some for me!" 
With that you started taking bits and pieces of the pancake for yourself before he devoured all of it.

Eventually the two of you had eaten all you could of the 'endless pancakes' and Heidi came by with the check. You saw Pip reach for his back pocket to pay but took the bill before he could. "I'll pay." 
"Surely not." Pip reached forward for the bill but you pulled it back.
"Just think of it as a little 'Welcome to Earth' gift." You tutted and handed Heidi your debit card.
"Oh fine. But next time I'm paying for it." He huffed, sitting back down into his seat.

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Agwaagwaaa had to split this chapter into two otherwise it would be too looooong.
I'm so saaaad there's been 0 updates on Hellpark so far and its been months. Bruuuuuuuh. Anyways I hope you enjoyed this lil chapter. I decided to build more on Pip's dynamic with the two of you but I might have accidentally wrote him as too much of a dick. Whoops!