Stardew Turtles

2

(Note: I'm including some of my ROTTMNT headcannon's and my SDV headcannon's and SDV ships just to warn ya) 

I got up rubbing my head along with my brothers and April. "Wow. We are actually in the game's dimension! This is awesome!!!" I yelled.

A dude that kind of looked like Super Mario's retired grandfather wearing suspenders walked up to us. "Hello there!"

"Hi?" Why did I say that like it was a question?

"If I may ask, who are you?"

Donnie spoke up. "We are visitor's from New York, I'm Donnie," 

He pointed at me, "That's my fake cough older twin fake cough Leo," when he said 'older twin' he had venom in his voice. I always knew he was jelly of me. 

Donnie pointed at Raph. "This is Raph our oldest brother."

He pointed at Mikey. "This is our youngest brother Mikey."

He gestured to April. "And this is our sister April!" 

The Mario dude blinked. "I've never heard of this "Noou Yeeerk." but welcome! I'm mayor "

I snorted a bit. When I play, every single time I'm mean to the mayor, I give him rocks, sap, trash, etc. etc. And when I had his purple "Shorts" I put them in the garage display AND in the luau soup. I even wore them in front of him and Marnie. 

I snickered like a gremlin.

"Hey, you know what? Why don't you five introduce yourself's to everyone in town? You might make some new friends!"

"That's a great idea!" Mikey yelled excided. "NEW FRIENDS HERE I COME!!" He ran away.

"Mikey! Get back here!" Raph yelled. I rolled my eyes. "Raph he's 13 let him do what he wants." "You and Donnie are 14 and yet I don't even trust you two.."

Raph sounded angry so I ran away faster then an unmutated RDS could slide off a rock.

I naruto ran through the town but soon I hit something and fell on my ass- I didn't black out but I did get hurt- I just laid there because I was in to much pain to get up. But two hands helped me up. They both belonged to a different person. Once I was on my feet I got a better look at them.

"You okay?" The guy on my left asked. "I'm fine thanks." I replied. The guy had an extremely well-built body, he could seriously be a human Raph body-build wise- He had short brown hair and bright green eyes. He kinda sounded like- uh- like- uh- What's the name of that white horse dude that's the older brother of the purple horse girl of that pony show? ... Anywho this guy sounded exactly like him-

"What am I? Chopped liver?" The guy on my right asked. He was shorter then the other guy, he had yellow hair that was basically a spikey mullet, he had bright blue eyes and had a average build, at least that's what I would say. He wasn't super jacked like the other guy but he wasn't tiny ether- and here's the freaky thing (other then his eye's they where kinda unsettling... Must be how bright they are-) he sounded EXACTLY like me.

"Hi. I'm Leo." I introduced myself.

"Sam." The blond dude replied. "I'm Alex." The other said.

"Alex? Isent that a girls name???" I may have said it out loud but I also thought 'isn't that the name of a wizard girl?'

"No...It's a unisex name-"

Sam interrupted him by slapping his hand over Alex's mouth. "No it's a girls name."

Alex ripped his hand off his mouth and he glared at Sam. "Slap your dirty ass hand over my mouth again and I'll tell him your REAL name. And ALEX IS A UNISEX NAME."

"Is not! And you wouldn't dare..."

"Try me Samson."

Samson, sorry Sam, gasped. "HOW DARE YOU- Just for that I'm breaking your gridball Alexander!" Sam yanked the ball from Alex's arms and popped it.

I almost bust up laughing because of their real first names. I actually thought Alexander was a cool name but Samson? Isn't that the name extremely similar to the name of an electronic company or something? I'm sorry no one can get away with giving their kid a name that sounds almost the same as Samsung and have me NOT laugh-

I snapped out of it. At this point Alex was SNARLING at Sam- So I had to see what the fuck was going on. "What the hell? Are you two in a rivalry or something?"

"Yes. We used to be best friends but now we're not." Sam explained before storming off.

I understand that they most likely would not do details because right now I'm technically a stranger. But I wanted to find out. So I had to befriend them both. It would be a win win for me me anyway cause 1: They seam interesting anyway. And 2: If I become good enough friends with them both maybe they'll tell my WHY they're fighting.

I decided to start with Alex, he was right next to me still anyway.

And now I'm gonna cut to the chase because It's kinda hard to explain a developing friendship for me and the author and just say after a few hours with them both (separately of course I did not want to trigger another fight between Alex and Sam-SUNG- XD Get it? . . . Okay I'll fuck off with the puns. . .) in game terms I would have around 4-hearts with them both and that should be enough hearts for them to explain WHY they're fighting.

I walked into Sam's house, I wanted his side of the story first. "Hey Leon!" Sam said joyfully. "Hi! Um, now that we're good friends could I ask, why are you and Alex fighting?"

Sam sighed. "Me Alex and Sebastian where a trio of friends but one day Alex said he hated Seb, to. His. FACE. And me and Seb never where friends with him since."

"That's it?"

"Yep." He said popping the 'p'.

"Okay. Bye!" I left Sam giving me a weird look but he shook it off. Typical Stardew Valley NPC behavior- Also who was this 'Seb' character? I may have played the game but that does not mean I remember EVERY character-

I then went to Alex's house and got him to fork over his side of the story.

"You want to hear what started the fight huh? ...I guess I could explain. You see- I actually have a crush on someone... And this 'said someone' Sam and I where very close and I wanted to ask 'you probably know who by now by peacing together the clues' to be my boyfriend by giving him a bouquet cause that's how you ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend here. But I caught my other ex best friend Haley kissing him! So I screamed 'I f**king hate you' at her, threw the bouquet on the ground and ran away. For some reason after that Sam thought I said it at Sebastian and not Haley, and we've been fighting since. I don't know Seb's thought's though. Sam won't even let me within ten feet of him. Literally. When I'm near him Sam will take a ten foot pole and shoo me away with it screaming 'AWAE!'. But lucky me Sam caught Haley in the act and literally beat her to death." He smiled when he said that last part.

I snorted imagining what Sam did to keep him away which earned me an extremely irritated look from Alex. I stopped. ". . .Sorry I was just imagining the part of Sam shooing you away yelling like a Ugandan Knuckles-"

"That's okay. When you put it like that it is kinda funny."

Leo's phone made a fart noise which nearly made Alex bust up laughing. Leo grabbed his phone. "Sorry text alert- I got to go my brother Raph says that we got to return to our dimension. Baron Draxum, he's the main villain of OUR dimension, is destroying New York and we gotta fight him." Alex looked sad then perked up. "Hey, why don't I come with you?" I thought about it. "I guess if you stayed a little bit it would not hurt...Okay!"

And after that cut to what you saw a few minutes ago in the first chapter of this story I'm still telling you after we met up and I prevented a fight between a me-wannabe and a human Raph- Their fight was not resolved yet BTW.

So in the next chapter it will be in the present no past events like now or most of the last chapter.

(A/N Yeah Haley's dead in the book (Sorry!)

Also Alex x Haley is my SDV NOTP if you have not noticed- (my SDV OTP is Alex x Sebastian-))