ع˖⁺ 𝐴𝐿𝐸𝑋 & 𝑁𝑂𝐸𝐿𝐿𝐸'𝑆 𝑊𝐸𝐷𝐷𝐼𝑁𝐺 ⋆ ୭

•𝑇𝐴𝐵𝐼𝑇𝐻𝐴'𝑆 𝑆𝑃𝐸𝐸𝐶𝐻•

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- the salami sisters

TING TING... * taps spoon on glass of orange juice *

Bonjour! Je suis escargot and aujourd'hui i am going to be talking about m̶e̶ Alex and Noelle.
First I thought,wow! Alex doesn't marry someone fictional for once?

But it turns out she didn't,but she could've and I would have made fun of her.

Alexandria,you are the absolute devil to my Angel 🥰 Nevertheless,I love you so much and I'm glad you've found someone worthy of your love. Now, * sips oHange juice🧃* I originally met Alex from my gorgeous friend Madi and let me tell you that I have no regrets.All credits to Madi, I couldn't do it without her.

"white rice gang" was the first thing I commented on her mb,a mutual interest i might say.Til this day,I still call her cinderice.

Alex,you have been such a huge part of my life.Being my motivation,idle,inspiration and so much more all at the same time is impressive.You're truly the best friend anyone could have.You've helped everyone you and I know through their ups and downs,something that you are dedicated and are naturally good at.Your humour is beyond this world,one of a kind and my favourite.Words cannot express how much I love and appreciate you.

Now now,enough about my love for Alex.

Noelle,though I do not know you well,I'm sure we'll instantly become friends just like tinder..but a friends version.Someone who Alex thinks is worthy of her love,probably is.I'm excited to get to know you more after this wedding,or even during.You seem really sweet and I congratulate you on your soon to be marriage <3

yours sincerely,
tabitha with an a

SINCERELY,TABITHA HATES THIS SPEECH 😡