Piper: Leo, are you fine?
Leo: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance-wise, I'm not just fine, I'm a whole meal. Three-course, five stars. Try me if you want.
Piper: ...
Leo: Mentally? I could use some therapy, I guess.
(A/N: Piper better get a piece of that chocolate cake doe UwU I'll gladly take it.)

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Leo Valdez Incorrect Quotes (Featuring the rest of the crew and the gods)
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