Chinese Donut

Once Upon a Time

Mikush: are you okay? You almost died, I barely saved you out of the water.

I said: Fuck u Mikush. Why did you save me? I'm gonna kill you!!

I attacked him.

Kaboom.

I felt something heavy to the bottom of my ear.

He punched me so harshly.

I can't fight against him. He is on a different level. Last time he wasn't that stronger. I knew it!! He was always hiding his real power and played with us..

Mikush: Come on man Don't be that stupid. We have a bigger problem. We both are on a deserted island. We will be here at least for a month until help arrives. If we don't work together, we both will die.

Heck!! What am I going to do now ?? Live here with my enemy?

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We worked for the first two days without talking to each other. Built a small hut for ourselves. Then arranged food for a couple of days. There are a few things to eat on the island. So if the rescue team wouldn't come in the time we will die here.

In the end, we created some of the conditions for our living. Everything is good for now.

I did not attack Mikush during these two days. Finally, I find the courage to attack him. But he just kicked my ass easily again. He is so strong. There is no point in attacking him.

Mikush: you can't beat me. You are weak and weak always lose.

I said: it is so unfair being that strong....

Mikush: Unfair? Who said the world is fair. The strong survive! Period. This is the law of nature. Every living being follows these rules. However, a person has another characteristic that can overcome strength. It is intelligence. That's why you don't have to attack me. Try to win me with words. After all, we are intelligent creatures.

I said: Fuck u Mikush! This is bullshit! You are a crazy bastard! After destroying our world, do you really think that I'm gonna believe you can change yourself with words??

Mikush: I don't understand why you people don't get it? I changed the world and made it a better place.

Me: you call it a beautiful world? People became zombies. They lost their minds and think nothing but Chinese Donut. Everything around the world is Chinese Donut. All traditions and cultures are destroyed, there is no difference anymore....

Mikush: hmph cultures, traditions, diversities- all these things are nonsense. The main reason for all the problems in the world is that they exist. People divide each other into ranks because of cultural diversity. Can't, you see that The Chinese Donut has destroyed racism, nazism, and sexism in the world. People are already free from these problems. No one is judged by their religion or color. It doesn't matter who you are, the most important thing for people is Chinese Donut.

I destroyed wars and terrorism in the world. Nobody dies from these problems anymore. And just look at unemployment rates. Everyone has a job. Even if you don't want to work, you can rest for your entire life. The government will provide you with Chinese donuts. Because Chinese Donuts are now distributed free of charge and that makes everyone happy.

I said: You call it happiness? Have you forgotten the Nuclear War?? Many places in the world are still affected by radiation....

Mikush: Of course. I know it. Our officials are still working on this. There is nothing to worry about, within a year we will clear the whole world from radiation.