Bonded by insanity (BatJokes)

Slipped on a banana peel

I couldn't think of a better name for this chapter...It Kinda fits though...? Anyway enjoy my lovely's~

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Bruce's POV

History class can be fun depending on the teacher but being paired up with a crazy blonde who is just coloring instead of doing work. Regardless of my misery, Harley seems to be having fun. She is close with Jack too. Maybe she knows what happened between him and his mother?

But is that really in my line to ask...I bang my head on the desk as Harley's voice startles me. "Be careful Mr. B man, that can mess with ya head big time!" she smiles before coloring again. "Harley, you know Jack pretty well" her head snaps up at the mention of him "My puddin? Well of course I do!" okay it's now or never Bruce

"Harley do you know what happened in Jacks past?" she tilts her head seemingly lost in thought. "He's mentioned it here and there...But nothin too extreme, why?" stumbling over my words I manage a sentence.

"Well, you see. He mentioned his mother when we got into a fight last." Harley seemed to have lightbulb appear on top of her head considering the 'Oh' face she had

"Yeah...Mr. J he will mention her briefly, Like one time. He said his mother and him went to the circus one day, he said, and I quote 'One of the few times she'd smile as bright as you pumpkin.' Do you think Mr. J loves my smile B man?" nodding for the sake of needing information I tried again "Harley what other stories has he talked about?"

-Story time with Ms. Harley-

"Well, he told me how he wanted to play hide and go seek"

*Movie cloud magic*

Child Jack's POV

"Mom where are you going?" this was the fourth time this week, what could she possibly be doing? "Jack sweetie mommy has an appointment, don't worry though I'm sure daddy kins will play with you" a simple pat on the head and she left. "Dad's at work though...."

alone in the house again, maybe I can surprise mommy... Yeah, she will be so happy! I will hide in their closet and when she comes in.... BOO! It's the perfect plan!

"But it did not go as smoothly as he'd hope for, ya see when she came back..."

"Poor little puddin witnessed his mommy with a stranger playing hide and go seek but, unda the covahs!"

-End of Story time with Ms. Harley-

Bruce's POV

"Harley there are quite a lot of loopholes I feel in this story." She slams her fist on the desk "I'm tellin the truth Mr. Bigshot! And puddin is too! I just know it!"

Jack's POV

I need to do damage control, something slipped out. Am I slipping....?

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Wowza! The plot thicken even more! Like a good pancake o3o

Fun Fact: I recently bought The Jokers razor letter opener and Harley Quinns bat off of the noble collection among other things...That are very expensive xD (Good for the soul not for the pockets...RIP)

What do you think will happen?

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