Bonded by insanity (BatJokes)

Part one: Kiss the cook!

I had to split this chapter into two parts. Why? You'll see~

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Kiss the cook! Part 1

Bruce's POV

I have been standing in front of his door for the past five minutes, unable to knock or ring the damn doorbell out of fear of finding something I should not have. The cold slipping through my suit as courage flows through me, pressing a small button a jingle is played.

Come on Bruce, it's just Jack what could go wrong? Creaks are heard as the door slowly opens, gulping down my nerves I take a step inside. Bottles littered across the floors and counters flowing into the hall, stained carpets followed by a tattered couch as a TV is set in front playing glitchy cartoons.

Crash!

"Stupid chair! Who put that there anyway?!" Jack's muffled voice echo's through the hall soon becoming clear as he walks out of a room, "Damn mail man..." he grumbles pulling a box off his ankle. Soon succeeding as he pats down the dirt from his purple suit.

Smiling I decided to make my presence known "Hi Jack..." His head whips up a slow smile stretching across his face. "Brucey, Darling~ Welcome! To my humble abode" he bows before walking past me into the kitchen "Come! You must be hungry. I'll whip something up for us."

I take a seat at the small table as he puts on an apron with the words 'Kiss the Cook' on the front of it. Pulling out dishes he asks, "Any foods you dislike darling~?" Smiling softly, I shake my head "I'm not really picky" he hums in response chopping something up "So Bruce, want to see a magic trick?" Magic? Well, it is Jack I am talking to... "Uh, Sure"

He twirls around before juggling various knives giggling as he does so, anxiety nagging at me. "What happened when the knife went for a dive?" time seemed to slow down as he tossed all the knives in the air, his mouth agape waiting for them to fall in.

Most of them fell into the drawer, some surrounded him like a shield. One however fell straight into his mouth. His body falling to the floor, "Jack!" My body having a mind of its own as I run to him.

"Tada!" Jack pops up from the floor taking the knife out soon laughing uncontrollably. My blood runs cold as the adrenaline pumps through me, all I can do is pull him into a hug. He stiffens in my grasp as a soft clank of metal hits the floor, clutching tighter I whisper out.

"Thank god you're okay.... You scared me Jack, you scared me so much..." arms slowly wrapped around me clutching onto my back. Jack's voice below a whisper "Come..." he soon pushes me away motioning for me to follow him down the dimmed corridor.

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What is Jack gonna show Bruce?!

Please feel free to comment or vote while I get my suspenseful snacks

See you all soon~