Mariah Carey Boat Designing Company
Mariah Carey once was the most feared woman in all of Georgia. She carried a loaded gun on her left hip, always begging to be shot, and on her right hip a machete. Mariah Carey walked where she wanted. She conquered land and had skill like no other gunslinger. She could hack into thick greenery with her machete with surgical precision, and with the strength of nineteen horses. Mariah Carey was banned from every dentist office in Georgia because of her tendency to bite off fingers. She only showers with acid to keep her skin strong. Mariah Carey brushes her hair with a cactus every day. She is the symbol of power for many smaller countries and is even depicted on the flag of Uganda.
Mariah Carey was a woman of endless talents. She could sing. She could lift a car. She could talk to animals. She could see 14 colors, and also smell fear. Mariah decided to put all of these superhuman abilities to good use. She became a boat designer.
She had her first job when she was 15. She was the ceo of Apple. Though Mariah was not qualified in any way to be the ceo, the previous ceo was so scared of Mariah Carey that he drove his car off a cliff an hour before the job interview. The only reason she stopped was because she allowed herself to be escorted by the police. Mariah had an unquenchable thirst for blood.
When she was 16, she decided to be homeless. It would give the rest of the world a chance to catch up with her. this is where our story begins.
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Mariah Carey Boat Design Company
General FictionMariah Carey Boat Design Company is a personal work of art with philosophical elements, Mariah Carey, boats, boat designing, aspects related to being on a boat, boat related philosophy, and marine life. in a parallel universe where Mariah Carey is...
