Mariah Carey Boat Design Company

Chapter 5

5-Mariah Carey Meets San Francisco

 San Francisco (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco) is a city in california. You may not know very much about it.

It is extremely small (about 5 people) and in the middle of the sonoran desert, which extends from Colorado to alaska and also down to mexico but not very much. As Lebron James Once said, 'the Sonoran Desert is

Sand Franciso at alst MAriah Caraey had arrived. She was quite crusty from the long journey. The people of Sand Francico were peaceful and thought nothing of the beast on their land. She could even drink water from the puddles on the sidewalk without being barraged by nosy onlookers.

She could see the prison from the train tracks.

The prison- combination movie theater was a very old dilapidated building. The walls had crumbled and merged and the prison and movie theater were indistinguishable. Mariah Carey faced the only clean doors in the building which were very helpfully labeled California Vampire Society HQ.

The door was opened by a vampire who looked barely undead. By barely undead I mean it was barely alive. His skin clung onto his skull for dear life and sagged below his jaw. He wore very evil clothes that were dark colors for the aesthetic.

"Ah, you must be a vampire..." He hissed politely.

"No."

"Then you must be paying your taxes?"

"No."

"Why are you here?"

Mariah Carey forced the vampire aside and walked in. The building was filthy. Everything was coated in inches of dust. The vampire's breath was nonexistent, so nothing ever stirred it up except for the occasional trail of a mouse. Cobwebs littered the ceilings. If she looked up, she would have seen the bats crowded onto the support beams.

"Where's your boss?" She said, the vampire at the entrance following her fearfully.

"I'm afraid you can't come this far, he--"

The vampire tried to stand in front of Mariah Carey. It was a pitiful attempt to get her to stop moving. She pushed him onto the floor.

"D-down the hallway... in the movie theater..."

He lay on the floor. He felt that he was about to die.

Mariah carey kicked open the door to the haunted movie theater. In it was the vampire king, watching boss baby (it reminded him of himself)

The king was................... Enily monte.................. the rapper.........................

Fangs deadly as daggers. Eyes cold as ice. His ears pointed, his face sheet white. The vampire king was the best musician in the world, besides Mariah Carey.

"Well, well, well.... So she finally shows up. Music is such a harsh business, you know. It's a dark world as a musician......" She said, (Emily Monte)

Mariah Carey clicked her teeth. "No it's not."

She punched a hole through Emily monte's chest like jojos bizarre adventure and ate Emily Monte. Mariah Carey then walked out of the vampire nest without saying a word.