Comedic Shorts: The bootleg.

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Settings: The Chen's trios House.

(Two of the Ruby Crews, Zoe and Alicia, were just at the dining table (?) Chilling with their phone and laptop. Then on cue, Ruby walked down the kitchen and checked the fridge, then she ask Zoe...)

Ruby: Hey uhh.... Zoe, got anything to drink?

Zoe: Yeah, in the fridge.

Alicia: Hey Ruby, Uhhh... Grab me a glass of Malk.

Ruby: (Checks through the fridge while talking to her) We don't have any malk, but I could give you some milk.

Zoe: (Looks at her, confusingly) That's... What she just said.

Alicia: Yeah, it's just some malk.

Ruby: (closes the fridge and looked at her, incredulously) No, you're saying it wrong. You're saying (in a slight gibberish accent) Malk like it's a disease.

Zoe: (Laughs for a bit) How about you say it?

Ruby: I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say "Milk", M-I-L-K

Zoe: Right, like 2%.

Alicia: Yeah, like a whole malk

Ruby: Nonononono, say Milkshake.

Alicia: (raises her eyebrow in confusion) Milkshake.

Ruby: Now say Milk.

Alicia: (shrugs) Malk.

Ruby: (throws her paw and looked at Zoe in disbelief) Are you hearing this?

Zoe: Yeah, the Lady wants a glass of mulk.

Ruby: (Le Shocked) M–mulk?!

Zoe: (slams her paw into the table) Just give her the Mulk Ruby!

Connie: (walks into the kitchen) Zoe, inside voices please.

Zoe: Sorry Connie, just tired. (Connie sighs and leaves the kitchen)

Alicia: RUBY! PUT. ME A GLASS. (Slams her fist into the table and looking at Ruby in anger) OF MALK!!

Ruby: (Confused and irritated) Wait, why are you yelling at me?!

Zoe: JUST GIVE HER THE FREAKING MULK!

Ruby: YOU GIRLS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!!!

Alicia: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, RUBY!!

Ruby: NO! you're saying Malk (turns to Zoe) She's saying—(Interruption)

Zoe: MUULLKK!!

Alicia: (Growls) MALLKK!!

Zoe: MULLKKK!!!

Alicia: MULLKK!

Alicia And Zoe: MULLLKKK MALLLKKK!! (This continues for a while until Ruby had enough. She pulls out her gun and points at the two, threateningly)

Ruby: SHUT UP!! (Zoe and Alicia went quiet) SHUT. UP!! (Points the gun to her head)

(Zoe and Alicia looks at Ruby in silence before taking out their gun, pointing at at the Flashyfur)

Zoe: You better put it down Rubes!

Alicia: Don't—Don't do it Ruby!

Ruby: (Her Eyes twitched from annoyance and in disbelief) WAIT?! YOU'RE GONNA SHOT ME IF I SHOT MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

(Once again, silence ensues, then..... Zoe and Alicia had their pointed at their head.)

Zoe: RUBES PUT IT DOWN!!

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