𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗢𝗨𝗦: kth & jjk collection

lost in paradise

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        | in which taehyung runs away
          from his boyfriend and gets
          lost. and drunk.

         | 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 : cursing, crack lol.
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↶☁️↷

..⃗. 𑁍ࠜೄ ･ﾟˊˎ

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taehyung was lost. well, he did this on purpose anyways, so whatever. plus, he was on vacation. he could do whatever the hell he wanted.

who cared if he screamed at his boyfriend in middle of a crowded shopping mall then stormed off?? haha, screw you, seojoon.

taehyung cackled to himself, ignoring the stares of strangers who passed him by, and skipped his way down the busy streets, the warm hawaii winds enveloping his caramel figure.

he finally stopped laughing after a while and heard some jazz music playing softly in the distance.

he and his boyfriend had been shopping for some clothes and souvenirs after eating dinner at some fancy restaurant. they were having fun and all, but things quickly turned south when seojoon refused to buy taehyung a cute stuffed bear.

that was besides the point.

it was only 10 bucks, though.

taehyung tsked. his attention was brought to the source of the music: a bar on his left, a hut-like, straw-roofed structure lit by blinking fairy lights.

he rummaged through his pockets for some money (good thing he carried cash for once) and paid the bartender for a drink.

he was only going to drink one cup.

but of course, that's not what happened.

he should've fucking bought me that teddy bear.

taehyung groaned and slammed his head on the wooden counter. he was absolutely fucking wasted.

dainty hands shook lightly as he downed yet another shot, then wiped his chin in effort to clean it.

the music made everything feel dreamy and quite heavenly to be honest. taehyung felt like he was floating.

his feet had taken him off the high chair and onto the sidewalk, movement and spinning streetlights dizzying him.

"thaaaanngnk youuu!!"
he slurred, eyes droopy as he waved to the bartender, who only shook his head and sighed, sending a text to his police friend to come help this poor, defenseless, drunk boy. (taehyung had basically told the poor dude his whole life story, and ranted on and on about his boyfriend named "stinky toe-juice.")

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a car door slammed somewhere in the distance, and taehyung squinted to make out a boy about his age and height, muscular and admittedly good looking, in a police uniform and making his way towards him.
although the policeman looked more like a floating slenderman than a human because taehyung was wasted af.

wait.
a.. policeman..?

"NOOOoo!!! get away from meeee!! i no t-troublee.."

taehyung's voice shriveled into a whisper as the man slipped his arms around taehyung's torso and under his legs, holding him securely in bridal style.

taehyung glanced up and his eyes widened as they made contact, cheeks flushing in a deep scarlet. he looked down at his chest and let his arms rest on the stranger's shoulders.