𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆: UM HAHA. this was going to be a book but then i realized it would be better to combine into a oneshot :) enjoy the crackhead plot and characters. also it's no longer spooky season but :).
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it was halloween, taehyung's least favorite holiday of the year. he absolutely hated it. why couldn't they just extend and skip to christmas???
stupidity.
this is what taehyung repeated, again and again, as his friends constantly nagged him to wear princess costumes with them.
they were full grown, mature-ass men!!! WHERE WAS THE NEED TO DRESS UP AS PRINCESSES?? taehyung couldn't believe his friends were a bunch of dummies.
again, when he stood in line to purchase a snow white costume, and again when he fixed his red bow on his head.
stupidity.
again, when they played truth or dare the night before halloween, at seojoon's house, and taehyung was dared to wear the costume everywhere the next day.
the WHOLE. entire. day.
he begged hobi and jimin, his best friends, to grab him a pumpkin spice latte at starbucks the next morning. (the only thing he liked about halloween was the pumpkin spice latte. he could not live without it during the fall season.)
heeventriedaegyo but- they still wouldn't. so much for being "best friends." pht.
those bastards just wanted to see taehyung embarassed, walking all prettied-up into the cafe with his snow white dress, puffy sleeves, flats, cinched waist and all, red bow intact in his silver locks.
idiots.
anyways, that's how taehyung was forced to be here. at starbucks. irritated at the world. and stuck in his STUPID SNOW WHITE COSTUME MEANT FOR 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
he just wanted his fucking latte. was that too much to ask? apparently, it was.
he was so irritated that he didn't even realize the cashier was calling out for him. probably had an rbf, too.
"um... excuse me.. sir?" was that a question??? did he really look that feminine? suddenly taehyung was 10000x more insecure about his costume.
taehyung looked up and cursed internally, because he had just embarrassed himself further. everyone was literally staring holes into his stupid dress.
