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• lol imagine if oikawa had twitter •wait • that'd be the death of everyone • he'd be fighting every side of twitter • his finger tips would be like mr crabs walking but like sped up x10 • and he'd try to fight all the famous people hoping to get noticed by them but then he gets canceled 5 times a week • he always tags iwaizumi in everything just to get his attention/involved or just when he needs saving • we all know oikawa wouldn't even live without iwaizumi • he'd probably end up accidentally robbing a bank and ends up crying because it kinda was an accident but really wasn't • since he keeps spending his money on volleyball gear or smthn • iwaizumi probably stays offline and has his notifications off but still gets verified • he probably ignores all of oikawa's calls and calls him maybe once a month • he probably sighs everytime he logs on to twitter and sees the amount of notifications he has from oikawa (200+ prolly) • oikawa would probably fight the kpop stans the most since they thirst over iwaizumi instead of him • whenever oikawa gets into arguments there's like 50 fancams under his tweets • but like oikawa always watches them and tries to dance like them • but • he fails • so badly • then his mom walks in on him dancing to dna or some random kpop song • and he ends up crying because he realizes how toxic he is but then he realizes he doesn't care • iwaizumi would tweet something like • "what the heck oikawa" • or • "what the heck twitter" • or • "oikawa just practice. I'm literally begging you," • and he'd probably just walk to oikawa's house just to tell him to stop tweeting and do something productive • then they'd end up having a sleep over • oikawa would probably keep pushing iwaizumi so they can go out and practice their passes • then iwaizumi would post a selfie with oikawa on Instagram and he'd get like 500k comments half telling oikawa to stop being toxic on twitter and the other half talking about how cute iwaizumi looks with oikawa's glasses • iwaizumi's instagram would be monochrome and he'd only has 3 posts but he's always on Instagram • hypocrite
