Frank has a secret, well multiple secrets actually. First of all he was madly in love with his band mate, gerard. Second of all he had 17 and a half toes. Frank didn't know why or how he had this many toes, he just did.
One cloudy afternoon Frank found himself laying in bed and looking at pictures of his crush. God, gerard was so hot. The only problem was that Gerard was dating Bert. Frank hated Bert, for goodness sakes Bert didn't even know Gerard's name. He called him"jared". That did give frank an idea tho.
The next morning Frank stuffed a pair of scissors and a bottle of glue into his pockets and drove to Bert's apartment. Frank knocked on Bert's door and waited until Bert opened it.
Bert, being the weirdo that he was, answered the door dressed like the Easter Bunny. Frank was surprised but managed to keep a straight face. Frank said"If you wouldn't mind could I come inside and show you something rad?"
Bert nodded his head and beckoned frank into his house. When they got to the living room frank quickly took off his shoes and revealed his 17 and a half toes. Bert died on the spot from surprise.
Frank bent over Bert's dead body, took the contents out of his pockets and begin snipping off berts hair and gluing it in his, when he was done he quickly went to Gerard's house.
When he opened Gerard's door gerard ran up to him and said"I'm sorry bert, were breaking up, I'm in love with frank"
