Remy Smexy Story

FBI

I ran into my abthroom, because it has a windo above the toilet. Mt apartmeent is on the sexond floor so it didnt hurt too bad when i junoed out. Howber before i jumped out i shaves off alll of my hair and fhanhes into a hoodie and sweatpante. I ran to reny's bouse, since rats are not tracked bu the fbi after the Rat Nation and United states of America agreement of 1976. this makes it where thr US thigoberment has bo control over rats. Remy let me in, but at first he didn't even reconigze me. I explained to him that the Fbi was banging on my door, but i had no ckue why. He tild me i should relax so ee turned on a movie and got comfy on the couch. Unfortunately, about halfway through the movie i heard "FBI OPEN UP I KNOW YOUR IN THERE" i freaked out, how do they know i'm here!!!!!!! they also have no legal right to be here, they can't interferee with rat buisness!!!!!!!! Remy told me not to worry and calles the RSP, the Rat Super Police. The RSP arrived in only 30 seconds agter thr call. Rats have very complex tunne systems everywhere. However, i heard this once they arrves-BANG BANG BANG and some blood truckelrd under the door. The FBI men began to laugh. This got me thinking-no Fbi angent would ever break so many laws. I think these men are after my rat babies!!!!!! i am the first woman in 17 years to have human-rat babies. I know they aren't the fbi. They kept banging for a minute and it suddenly went silesnt. Then an axe came swinging through the dorr

To be continued.........