Born with a stupidly broken ability, an abusive family, and an insatiable hunger for power, Y/n Belphegor tries to make it in a world of Gods and Demons.
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In the beginning, humanity was united, they never fought, they never argued, they simply prayed and lived "Sin-free" lives like good little sheeple. That all changed when the Four Satan's took notice of humanity. They saw not good little boys and girls, but slaves, forced to follow a strict mandate. A mandate that was made and dictated by a being that simply didn't care about them. He wished to be worshiped, so he made humanity. He wished to be a king, so he made them carve statues and monuments in his honor. He wished for obedience, so he commanded them.
The Devils saw this as an injustice. Why should he be permitted to dictate them? Because he made them? Looking to rectify this horrible situation, the Satans chose a sect of particularly impoverished humans, humans that didn't fully comply with the Mad Diety's mandates, and offered them gifts. Many of the human's outright refused to accept the new beings, they even tried to cast them out. Only three families accepted, they welcomed the Devil's with open arms, offering them what little they had, and even lodging for the night. The Devil's were well and truly taken aback by their kindness, it didn't take them long to figure out why these creatures acted the way they did, however.
"When you have so little, you are at your most vulnerable, but also, at your most accepting."
The human's kindness had touched the Devil's so much, they went well and truly beyond their initial plans. They gifted them Titles of Nobility within the Underworld, infused them with their magics, and formed long-lasting bonds of friendship and love with these three families.
And thus, the Cambion or Dark Humans were born.
Eventually, the three families, now Noble Devil's (by title), chose to associate most heavily with a specific Devil House, running all their affairs through them by proxy. The Tepes, formed a connection with House Mammon, The Krul formed a bond with House Abbadon, and the Belphegor formed a bond with House Bael.
All was calm at first, the Dark and Light human's lived in perfect balance with one another, but everything changed when the Fire Nation Attacked.
Narrator: Ahem, sorry, wrong book...
Everything changed when the Angels attacked. This was also around the time the Fallen started popping up. They desired to create more Dark Human's but wanted to make sure they remained loyal to God.
This is how the Great Holy War began.
An indiscriminate amount of time has passed, and a new Cambion was born. He still has a lot to learn, but I believe, Y/n can clap some MILF Cheeks... I mean save the world.
Whichever comes first.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I always make sure my lady is "satisfied" before me~
ACT I: The Vorpal Blade's Call
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I slapped the snooze on my alarm clock and sat up in bed. I tried rubbing the persistent exhaustion out of my eyes, before standing up and grabbing the clothes I'll need for the day. I exited my room quietly. As I did, Issei and Mitsuki also left their rooms.
Gorou: YOU FUCKING WHORE! I WORK ALL NIGHT AND THIS IS THE SHITHOLE I COME HOME TO?!
Y/n: Oh joy, he's home...
Mitsuki scrunched up at the sound of her father's voice, hiding fearfully behind her hair.
Miki: I-I'm sorry! I'll do better I promise!
Gorou: Don't bother, you'll just screw it all up again. Like everything else you do!
A loud slam rang throughout the house, and Miki's soft sobbing soon reached our ears.
Y/n: Who wants a shower first?
Mitsuki shyly raised her hand, shaking like a leaf.
Y/n: Ladies first after all.
I gestured to the bathroom.
Issei: If you find a lady, tell her the bathrooms hers, otherwise Mii-chan can go.
Mitsuki playfully punched her brother in the shoulder, the faintest hints of a smile on her face.
Afterward, Mitsuki slinked into the bathroom, passing me EXTRA shyly, closing the door behind her quietly.
Issei shook his head annoyed.
Issei: Why is this my life?
Y/n: Your life? I apologize, your majesty, I wasn't aware Hyoudou-san, Mitsuki, or I was excluded from this everyday annoyance.
As I said that, I maintained my usual sassy grin.
Issei rolled his eyes.
Issei: You know what I mean. I just don't know why my dad is like that.
Y/n: Cuz he's a complete and utter cockwaffle?
Issei once again rolled his eyes.
Y/n: Your Mom's a great woman, and smart too, I'm sure things will be fine. I'm honestly more concerned about how Mitsuki is taking it, you know how she is.
Issei: Yeah...
I patted him on the shoulder.
Y/n: Things'll get better, eventually.
Issei: Pfft, yeah...
Y/n: I call dibs by the way.
Issei: Hey! That's not fair!
Y/n: Life's not fair.
(Timeskip)
Issei, Mitsuki, and I are now on our way to school. Mitsuki was obviously more bummed out than usual, and Issei looked very deep in thought. I hope he doesn't hurt himself, he's not the greatest at... well, thinking.
Issei: How do you do it?
I turned to him with a cocky grin.
Y/n: Gotta be more specific, I do a lot of things, dude.
Issei: How do you block it all out? How do you stop yourself from feeling angry, or sad, or nervous, or really anything?
I sighed heavily.
Y/n: I still feel those emotions, Issei, I just don't let them affect me.
Issei: How?
Y/n: Easy, I Reject My Humanity.
Issei rolled his eyes.
Issei: Seriously dude? It'd be a really useful ability to have.
Y/n: Eh, truth is I don't know. I just do. Try manning up a bit, then maybe you'll be half as awesome as me, not likely, but anything's possible.
Issei: Oh hardy har har. Bet you think you're real funny huh?
Y/n: Think? Oh goodness no! I know I'm funny.
My attention was suddenly caught by a tall woman with long black hair and vibrant purple eyes.
UwU wats dis?
She looks to be in her mid to late twenties, she's wearing black leggings and a black and white sports bra. Maybe she's jogging? She notices me staring, but instead of getting angry she smiles and winks at me. I felt a rush of heat on my cheeks and turned away quickly, hearing what I assume to be her giggling.
