Bio by austina

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I might change my bio, but i wanted to save this so- my bio, made by le munchkin.

Adjusts my hair- hold up hold up -puts on my fedora nodding- okay we're good.

Hello hello, welcome to the lovely bio of Carter. I'm Carters best friend, Austin and I'm gonna let you know all about this midget here.

Well first off she loves photography,

Po$e bitch

Second she's obsessed with cookie dough ice cream, like legit feed her that. Oh and soup. She likes soup.

She's an amazing poet and I actually am a fan really,

But the most important thing you should probably know about her is that she is loved beyond belief not only by me but by her great friends.

Which only means if you fuck up and hurt her we will have no other choice but to hunt you down and chop you up and spoon feed your bits to the baby wolves. He said nicely.

No but really, hurt her it's your ass.

She's a bad ass with a bike -whispers- i bought it for her

vroom vroom

But carter like seriously words cannot describe how much I love you. You are everything epic girl I swear, you saved me from some really stupid shit more times than i can count and you are like my better more chilled out vagina having half.

So with that being said im out

iloveyouaustin

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