Caspians Dark Jokes

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1. I would tell you a joke about Abraham Lincoln, but it went through my head.

2. Why do hospitals have air conditioning? To keep the vegetables nice and cool.

3. I went to my kids grave today, sucks I drowned them all in the toilet.

4. What's the best way to get rid of a baby? Stick a hanger in her and turn her insides into a slushie.

5. A leaf and a Emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, the rope stopped the Emo...

6. What's an Epileptic kids favorite food? A seizure salad.

7. Why cant Mexicans play uno? They always take the green card.

8. What's the difference between cars and kids? I cant fit cars in my basement.

9. What's the difference between a 14 year old and the fetish inside of her? They both thinking oh shit my moms gonna kill me.

10. I just started a business of land mines disguised as Prayer mats, profits have been going through the roof lately.

11. Why dont I like school shooting jokes? Because they are often aimed at younger audiences.

12. I seen a crying kid today and asked where his parents are, I love working in an orphanage.