1. What's the difference between clothes and teenagers? Clothes dont hang themselves
2. How does a depressed person clear their mind? By pulling the trigger
3. Where does a one girl with one leg work? IHOP
4. Ever heard the show naked and afraid? Sure reminds me of playing hide and seek with my uncle
5. My friend could hold their breath underwater for 4 minutes and 45 seconds, to be honest I was surprised cause my arms were getting tired
6. You guys, I just don't like talking about Pedophilia...its such a touchy subject
7. What's worse than waking up with a dick drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced
8. What do chewing gum and a gun have in common? Everyone wants to be your friend when you pull it out
9. Why dont Alabama girls like having reverse cowgirl sex? Because you cant ever turn your back on family
10. Have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders at a chance of citizenship. We can call it..Alien versus predator
11. My teacher offered me sex for good grades..I said "but mom I'm homeschooled"
12. What do you call 6 gay men in war? Rainbow 6 siege
YOU ARE READING
Caspians Dark Jokes
RandomThis Is Just A Book Full Of Dark Humor If You Are Easily Offended I Suggest Not Reading The Jokes Are Not Originally Mine So Please Dont Attack
