1. A kid yelled jenga in the classroom, we were watching a 9:11 documentary
2. What do police cars and woman have in common? They both make noises to let you know they are coming
3. What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them
4. What's black and cant come downstairs? Steven hawking in a house fire
5. Why did the teacher get fired? He gave the orphan homework
6. What do you call intelligent people in the US? Tourists
7. I like my covid like I like my girls.. 19 and easy to spread
8. What's the difference between a cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone you know it's been fired
10. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it
11. Why do Japanese people always squint? Nuclear bombs are pretty bright
12. What do you call a gay midget? A low blow
13. What's the difference between apples and orphans? Orphans get picked
14. What's one thing Covid stopped faster than the government? Mass shootings
15. What do you call an Orphan taking a selfie? A family photo
16. What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be two now they're just a sensitive topic
17. What's a suicide bombers biggest fear? Dying alone
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DiversosThis Is Just A Book Full Of Dark Humor If You Are Easily Offended I Suggest Not Reading The Jokes Are Not Originally Mine So Please Dont Attack
