percy jackson one-shots

ultimate prank

percy walked up to the hermes cabin and knocked on the door. a water pistol was stuck out

"state your name and bussiness or else"

percy grinned. idiots. with a flick of his wrist the water was out of the toy and back through the door soaking the boy on the other side. he heard a lot of indignant phrases and laughs from inside.

percy stepped through the doorway into the cabin. 

"percy was that really neccassary!"

"no but it was fun"

he turned away still grumbling as percy went and joined the stoll brothers 

"is it ready?"

"we were just waiting for you"

"good lets go!"

conner, or travis percy couldn't tell the differance, turned to the selected kids present

"alright you know your jobs lets do this!"

the cabin cheered quietly and moved to leave. percy and the stoll brothers grabbed the big bags of salad and made their way over to the eating pavilion. they took a deep breath

"ready?"

"ready"

at once they dumped it in as a sacrifice 

"to hermes"

the sacrifice dissapeared and they waited tensely suddenly hermes appeared looking furious

"who dares to burn such healthy food to me!"

his eyes fell on the grinning teenagers and he broke into a grin 

"oh its you guys what did you want this better be good"

"oh it is!"

"what did you want me for?"

"you see we have the ultimate prank it just needs a little hand"

"i'm in!"

"but lord hermes you already have 567 texts and missed phone calls you need to get back to!"

"hi martha"

"hello percy did you bring us some rats"

"acturally i did"

"the phonecalls can wait we're in!"

"you two didn't have a say anyway!"

hermes scolded his pet snakes he turned to his waiting sons and percy

"lets do this just a tip we need to keep this away from the council they'll have my head if we're caught!"

"at least your immortal thunder britches wants to blow me to dust!"

hermes cracked up

"percy you are the only one i know who could call my father that and not be repentent or scared to the bone!"

"why thank you"

percy mock bowed and they all cracked up again

"we better go before chiron catches us"

"lead the way"

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chiron stood in front of the entire camp half blood trying to prevent himself from laughing nearly all the kids were covered in dye filled goop and feathers, they looked like rainbow harpies.

the only ones who weren't covered and who seemed to think it was hilarius where percy and some of the hermes cabin even annabeth was covered and was twirling her daggers in her hands glaring at her boyfriend. the funniest thing.... mr d had been caught aswell and even his godly powers couldn't rid himself of it all. it all seemed to point at another god helping out... oh well some olympians gonna cop it but he had to admit it was worth it!