tiny | norenmin

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                                                     "My finger~ Is rEd~ But I don't cAre~ BecAuse the bitch kIssed it~" Jeno sang with his voice cracking as he danced in the small space leftover in his room. "Jeno, sweetie, I'll chop that finger off if you keep singing and talking about it," Renjun turned back from his canvas and threw a spare brush at the Samoyed-looking boy.  "You're so violent" Jaemin ruffled the shorter's purple hair, throwing himself on the beanbag chair in front of him right after. "As if you aren't." Renjun chuckled and painted a stripe of green across the white. "D'you really think Daniella didn't tell me about you people before I came here? I know all about your mom and crackhead modes, Mr Nades." He added with a wink. The pink haired leaned back and pulled out his phone. "I see you know quite a lot. Why don't you tell me about yourself then?"

Renjun froze. "I suddenly cannot Korean"

                                                                      Jeno looked at Jaemin in confusion. "This is why I told you we should have gone to the Chinese lessons right after Jisung introduced Chenle to us. But no. Now we don't know if he's swearing at us or not." He scrunched his nose and shoved his hand into the bag of chips, digging out a large amount before putting it in his mouth.

"I can hear it callin', lovin' the way you wanna talk, touch me, tease me, feel me up"

                   Renjun grabbed his phone. Did Donghyuck not know that he kept his ringtone high from 4 to 7pm because his parents might call? "Bitch you are getting your ass beat, right now, hoe, I'm coming over"

"Damn, what got you so salty? And hands off my ass, I was just calling to make sure that you're okay with pizza for dinner."

"Yeah. No pineapples though. I'll snitch on you to Ten if you dare add any fruit other than tomato to my pizza."

"Oh please no. He hates fruits so much, I won't see the light of day again if you do that."

"Keep that in mind then, Hoechan. What else's on the menu?"

"Well. I was thinking of a GayCity Hoe anthem compilation, then I could complain about the struggles of being insanely beautiful all the time while we eat teddy bear jellies from a bowl. Then go dance and sing randomly. That enough for your flat ass?"

"My ass is not flat, and you better have the rainbow teddy bear jellies or I'll flip"

"Okay then, your violent-ness. I'll see thee later. If you're late I'm locking the doors."

"Right. Bye, you sunshine wannabe"

                                        "You're going over to Hyuck's?" Jaemin furrowed his eyebrows. "He's staying there for the night and the most of tomorrow. And that means Seagull brows is coming over." Jeno answered instead. "Alrighty then, I better get going." Renjun pulled his shirt over his head and threw it into one of his bags, then pulling out a fresh hoodie from Jaemin's closet and putting it on. "Don't miss me too much" He winked and picked up the bag, slinging it over his shoulder and walking out. 

"Perhaps he didn't realize that he was shirtless for almost ten seconds in front of us."

"Perhaps I need some holy water to cleanse my brain"

"I need some too"

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                       "HEECHAN YOU OLD HAG I'M NOT LATE SO OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU OVERSIZED PUDU" Renjun yelled at the front door of the house, throwing his slipper at it. "I will not open up if you keep yelling insults at me, you tiny rabbit. The door's unlocked, just come in." Mumbling various curses in various languages, Renjun took off his other slipper and left his footwear outside before striding in. "Shoulder Gangster Renjun! I was just about to leave. Please don't murder my boyfriend." Mark smiled his contagious smile as he shouldered his own bag, stepping towards the door. "No promises, Marlow." The boy slammed the door after pushing the older out. "MY NAME IS MARK-"

      "And he continues to mark himself in my heart. Change into thy pajamas Regina. We got a Kung Fu Panda marathon to watch." Donghyuck smiled devilishly. "With pleasure, Daniella"