Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?
A: They take short cuts!
Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high Cs!
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves!
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Jokes
RandomTeacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
