Usopp: land ho
Me: since when did you say that
Usopp: just now
Robin: wonder what this island is
Me: EEK!!! You scared me practically to death robin
Robin: (giggle) sorry sorry
Nami: I think this is called Sabody
Me: what ever it's called I'm glad I'm outta of the boat for a while (hears something) hm?
(Chopper has been afraid of you ever since you joined the crew)
Me: hey chop no need to be afraid here look (dig something from pockets) have a medicine my mom gave me (lies)
Chopper: thanks y/n
(Ima just skip to the part we're their running from everybody because I'm lazy)
Sanji: I WILL TAKE NAMI SWAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR HER
Nami: Good thanks
Franky: oi if you going to risk your life then fight those thing
Sanji: ladies first dumbass
(You were running with luffy, chopper and robin)
Me: this is not a good time especially when I didn't eat
Luffy: what are we going to d-
(Luffy saw one of the 7 warlords named kuma poofed away zoro)
Me: luffy what did he do
Luffy: ZORO
Nami: (scared) that is a move that kills you when you get hit
Brook: WAH THEN THAT MEANS ZORO IS
Robin: dead
Me: I can't allow it I can't I just joined (punches the ground) I CANT!!!!!!! I'm going to take this idea from luffy
Toon toon (you blew you hand and your hand turns into a hammer) GIANT HAMMER
(You push kuma away and save usopp)
Usopp: thx y/n I really appreciate th-
(Kuma appears outta no where and poofs usopp)
Me: usopp!!!!!
Sanji: dammit
(Kuma poof sanji, chopper, nami, brook and franky)
Luffy: ROBIN!!!!!!
(You bolt to her pushing her out of the way)
Me: see ya
Robin: Y/N!!!!!!
Luffy:Y/N!!!!!!!
(Robin ran but she was cornered by kuma)
Luffy:ROBIN!!!!!!!
Robin: LUFFY!!!!!!
(Poof)
Luffy:(sobbing) I CANT EVEN PROTECT MY FRIENDS IM A FAILURE JUST KILL ME KILL ME ALREADY
(Kuma poofed luffy and all is gone)
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Welcome to the straw hats
FanfictionYou have a devil fruit power named the toon toon fruit making you a toon man and yes ik that sound powerful but I got nothing else and the only way for people to kill you is if you don't find it funny but you pretty much laugh at anything
