Me: (Their is nothing to do I'm so bored i thought if I joined the straw hats I would be able to battle and stuff but nothing is happening)
Sanji: hey toon what are ya thinking about better not be nami or robin
Me: I have no interest in them sanji don't worry
Usopp: that's a lie
Me: do you want to get thrown off this ship
Sanji: keep talking usopp
Usopp: he was definitely flirting with robin
Me: Sanji he is lying I was afraid of her
Sanji: why should I believe you?
Me: robin is calm always I don't trust her fully
Sanji: I believe you but if you ever do anything to her I will kill you
Me: whatever curly brows
Sanji: tch (whisper to usopp) keep a close eye on him I don't fully tr-
Me: I can hear you ya know I'm a toon man I can really hear anything on what happening on this ship but I choose to ignore it
(Time skip to a few hours)
Me: (dang, all I did was look out the sea I guess it calmed me ever since I was a child well until my devil fruit powers)
Robin: what are ya thinking about?
Me: hey robin just thinking about the sea and other stuff like I don't give a care in the world
Robin: mind if I join
Me: I don't mind
(Few seconds of silence later)
Me: so what do you do for fun here
Robin: read really
Me: I just stare into the sea
Robin: why you have a devil fruit you should hate it
Me: I always loved looking into the sea it calms me
Usopp: hey y/n
Me: (pulls nose) don't get any wrong ideas
Robin: (giggles) we were just having a little chat
Usopp: a chat (nudges you)
Me: (grab him) off you go
(You throw him over board)
Usopp: (drowning noises I don't know what they say so sorry)
(After luffy bringing him back up you just went to go to sleep even though it was like morning)
Nami: YOU IDIOT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
Me: well he pissed me off
Nami:AND?!
Me:just not now ok I was pissed off and tired ok so ima go take a nap
Sanji: what are ya moss head?
Me: their is nothing to do so I'm just going to sleep curly brows
(You just lay in bed just wondering when they are going to land and why robin is so damn cu- I MEAN calm)
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Welcome to the straw hats
FanficYou have a devil fruit power named the toon toon fruit making you a toon man and yes ik that sound powerful but I got nothing else and the only way for people to kill you is if you don't find it funny but you pretty much laugh at anything
