Welcome to the straw hats

Sail

HP: so we're you heading now
Me: off  to see if I can join a crew of my own
HP: I still don't trust you ever since....the incident
Me:......yeah
HP: well good luck trying to find one
Me:thanks, well I'm off
HP:I packed some food in your boat good enough to last you a week or so
Me: thanks for everything
Few weeks later
Me: my god this is harder than I thought it would be
(After a while you went to sleep but you were dragged by something along with your boat
After a little while You wake up to see a walking reindeer)
Me: EEK WHAT ARE YOU
???: huh? HE'S AWAKE
(Some of the crew from the ship came to see you)
Me: who are you
???: we are the straw hats
Me: straw hats? Never heard of them
Luffy: my name is luffy the captain here
Sanji: my name is Sanji the cook of this boat
Me: so curly brows over here can cook
???:HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sanji: hehehe (kicks you in the head) moron
Me: wanna go
Nami: all right all right stop fighting ladies
me: fine
Nami:Thank you
Me: well since this a crew i might as well join
Nami: no way we are not having ano-
(You pull out a huge bag of beli)
Nami: never mind welcome to our crew
Me: (whisper) gold digger
???:SUPER!!!
Me: your name is franky right?
Franky: yes what do you need
Me: I need to find luffy im here to join your crew
Franky: well he is In the kitchen looking for meat
Me: THEIR IS MEAT
(You run to the kitchen and see that luffy almost ate all of it)
Luffy: don't tell sanji please
Me: give me the rest and I won't
Luffy: never
Me: oh sanji
Luffy: OK FINE
(You ate the rest and luffy was mad)
Luffy: hey you ate the whole thing I wanted some
Me: I was hungry
Luffy: I like you would you like to join my crew
Me: I was already planning on doing that
Luffy: I saw that you were just sailing what made you want to become a pirate
Me: a guy named shanks told me I can become one tho my parents were mad at me
Luffy: did you say shanks!? I know him he was the one who encouraged me to become a pirate
Me: so I see that the straw hat on your back is his
Luffy: also what is your power
Me:I'm a toon man kinda like your devil fruit
Luffy: so it's mine just more cartoonic, oh by the way your should be careful of nami since she tends to be a bi-
Nami: THE HELL YOU WERE GOING TO SAY
Luffy: EEK!!!
Me: woah calm down everybody I'm not going to fight when I just got here
Nami: fine
Me: Besides that I wanna know who else is here who I hadn't met
Zoro: she is up stairs reading some ancient book or something
Me: well I have one that I found it's pretty famous in my town what her name
Nami: nico robin
(You walk up to robin reading)
Me: hello I'm the new crew member I have something for you may like
Robin: what is it
(You give her a book and she seems astonished from)
Me: do you like it?
Robin:(giggles) it seems someone had trouble getting this
Me: trust me I have a lot of scars from it
Robin: well welcome to our crew
Me: (phew) I was worried
Usopp: seems someone likes her
Me: not interested long nose
Usopp: sure
(You pull his nose)
Me: say it one more time
Usopp: fine
(Thank people I was fixing some parts here so I can make people can enjoy it and understand it better)