It was a small time later, a few people had arrived. The air was clammy, weather was rain, and Tommy answering Sapnaps money question.
"I like money and riches, which side will get me more money and riches?" Sapnap asked.
Quackity went to answer the question first, fixing his sunglasses. "Sapnap, I'm poor, and I know you like riches, but people like me, we don't have money..." he said, walking back to the side.
"Look sapnap, I'll step in this for you" Tommy stated, walking up to the podium. "Just to put it into perspective for you, global economy stocks of the market have gone up 17% since Wilbur joined his presidency in the 90's. So what I've got to say to you is.... what does that say to you?"
"That says to me that l'manburg can promise me more money and riches" Sapnap cheered, then walked back to his seat.
"So what we are going to be doing is, first we are going to be saying our cases, biographies as if you will. First off is quackity!" Tommy greets Quacksters to the stage.
"My name is quackity, or so called BigQ by a traitor to society, tommyinnit. I was born in mexic- Britain! I was born in Britain. And I am running for President simply because I didn't think it was fair for Wilbur Soot to run a one-party democratic election or "so-democratic" as he wants to call it. It's very unfair for Wilbur and all the people in l'manberg to vote for just one party." The big man himself finishes, leading to everyone clapping.
Wilbur then gets on to the stage to say his case, wearing his l'manburg suit, looking quite formal. "I'm running for President, the reason I'm running for President is because, well, I felt like it was unfair of me to decide myself to be just a dictator, and if you vote for me, I'll keep those filthy Americans- uh-"
Everyone boos, knowing he messed up. I chuckled, thinking it was pretty funny. After a few minutes, everyone was sent to a brief recess. Or so we thought.
"Wait! Wait!" Fundy and Niki shout, sprinting onto the podium. "We have not had everyone yet, I deserve a right to speak." Fundy begins. "My fellow citizens, I stand here today, humbled, by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, and mindful of the sacrifices born by our ancestors. I thank Wilbur for his service to our nation as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout my raising. Now I mind to keep my word short and powerful, and thus I say, I am not powerful, and I might not have wealth, but, I do have a dream. While Quackity has righteous ideas, and Wilbur the leadership, I, together with Niki, have a bakery. A worldwide shipping right. I can deliver as many cookies and ice cream as you desire, once you have voted for Coconut2020, god bless l'manburg." Fundy powerfully stated. Everyone was speachless, not knowing how to respond.
"YAS COOOKIES!!!" I shout. Quacksters shot a look at me, a disappointed look. I look down, and fiddled with my fingers.
Once Wilbur and Fundy finish arguing about the voting ballot and endorsements, the two parties go off to have a a discussion. Quackity pulls me over to one side. "Hey [Y/N], that was a lot, wasn't it" he says, nervously chuckling. "Yeah, we have to think fast!"
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('Yas cookies'. really 14yr old me? 😭)
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FanficDream SMP has been a peacefull get away, well except for that war, but as the unbanment of THE JShlatt takes place, he runs against Wilbur Soot and Quackity for president. When you hear about the news, you're shook. What side will you choose? BEST E...