We both walk back to the podium, and Schlatt rummages through his bag that I'm guessing he left behind. He pulls out a bottle of whiskey, and two small cups. "Fan of whiskey?" He asks in his noticeable New York accent. "Tried it once, it's fine I guess" I respond with. Yes that is totally the BEST response [Y/N]. Could've picked anything else. I thought to myself.
I get snapped out of my trance by the guy passing me a cup. I take it, and stare at the liquid. How do I tell him I've never had one before?!? After a few moments, he chuckles. "You could've just asked for water, here" he says, then carefully taking the cup from my hand, and chucking it down his throat. I was astonished. How could he do that without having a small reaction? He laughs again, and looks at me from his side. "Surprisingly this isn't my first one" It was like he could read my mind, or he could read my facial expressions. I was about to say something, but then my phone started to ring. I quickly take it out of my pocket, embarrassed by the ringtone. It was Boys are back into town by Thin Lizzy. "Finally someone with great music taste" we both laugh, and I pick up the phone.
Q: Hey [Y/N]! Just wondering where you are
"It's quackity" I whisper over to Schlatt. He nods, then puts on a confused face. "Who's that again?" I try and contain my laughter.
"Hi Quacksters, I'm just with Schlatt!"
Q: "Ooo mamacita I don't want to know what you've been up toooo"
"I am so close to go to pog-"
Q: "ME PERDONAS! ME PERDONAS!"
"What- ugh whatever, just I'm going-"
Q: "Wait [Y/N]! Change of party. We are now Schlatt 2020!! WOOOOO"
"Oh that pretty po- cool!"
Q: "yeah so tell Schlatt then, but I'm calling it a night. Gotta be fully awake tomorrow! Byee!"
He hangs up without me being able to say bye, and I turn to Schlatt. "I guess I'm now Schlatt2020"
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Another chapter for you all! <3
Also tmw Chuckle Sandwich is starting!! So excited!! (A Ted, Charlie, and Schlatt podcast on Yt and maybe Spotify)
Go stream when it comes out!!!
Also I've been watching EPICSMP! My main POV is Weston, Ted and Minx. I love the new update to it, adding rats is totally not going it kill anyone......
No one.....
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FanfictionDream SMP has been a peacefull get away, well except for that war, but as the unbanment of THE JShlatt takes place, he runs against Wilbur Soot and Quackity for president. When you hear about the news, you're shook. What side will you choose? BEST E...