This was an idea by @RezliaTheWriter so thanks!
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"Uh Y/N?" Leo tried saying calmly. He didn't mean to, of course, but it happened anyway. He set his wife's hair on fire.
"Yeah? Did you burn something? It smells like you did."
"Your hair." Was all Leo had to say before Y/N r a n to the bathroom and wet her head with water.
"Why didn't you try and put it out?"
"Oh, I lied. I just wanted to see what you would do."
"I'm getting a divorce."
"What if I gave you a kiss?"
"And...?"
"Pizza for dinner."
"Deal."
I'm sorry. I'm freezing rn (it's snowing!) so yeah. Btw I know the beginning and end don't match up the best, but I'm not that good at writing. And I'm lazy :)
If you have any ideas, feel free to leave them in the comments.