Sasunaru oneshots and things

Ich weiß nicht was das ist....

wowowow.... fancy german..... jokes on you if you think i can speak it well tho </3 (my first language is english btw, i just take german in school - also the title translates to about i don't know what this is or a technical translation i know not what this is... fun)

"SASUKE!!!" Naruto came barreling though the door.

Did he have any idea what Sasuke was doing? No. Did he care? Also no. Were they dating? Wrong again. They just didn't really care what the other saw.

A book was thrown mere inches away from Naruto's head "Holy SHIT, what Naruto." Sasuke said "I coulda killed you ya know."

"Eh, wouldn't be the first person. Doesn't matter, if you could be on any team in Haikyuu, what team out it be?" 

"WHAT?!"

"If you could be on-"

"Idiot I heard you. Why do you think that's so important that you HAD to walk in right now and talk about it?"

"Hm, you don't care about that at all and also, because."

"Because...?" Sasuke sounded exhausted 

"Because." Naruto stuck out his tongue and did the thing Oikawa did. 

"You're a dumbass" Sasuke said as he threw a pillow at Naruto

Naruto caught it and smiled. "Yeah and I could be yours~"

"HUH?" Sasuke yelled in surprise 

"SHIT FUCK WAIT" Naruto retaliated with a lovely vocabulary

"....ok...." 

"Wait Sasuke WHAT?"

"Dumb. Dumb as hell. I wouldn't mind being yours if you could call me yours....? I fucked that up didn't I."

"Yeah, but the point still got across." Naruto gave Sasuke a hug. "Anyway, I've gotta go. Bye new boyfriend!"

"Bye."

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I promised myself I would be asleep by now but where we are... I have to get up for school in 7 hours </3

I've also listened to 'Jenny' by the Studio Killers for almost 2 hours straight now as background music and I'm not sick of it which is pretty funky. 

Also don't be shy, if you watch Haikyuu, tell me which team you would love to be on/manage regardless of gender and all. Also if there's a mix of people you would hope to be on a team with, don't be shy and drop them. 

For me, it would be manager for Aoba Johsai and if I could create a team, it would be like gym 3 groups, Oikawa, Terushima, Atsumu, and like Daishou and I would be manager again because 1. piss them off and 2. I cant really play volleyball (I play tennis instead)

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