You log onto your pc and start up the minecraft launcher. today you're going to beat the game. you're not very good at speedrunning so it might take you an hour but you're determined to do it. this isn't your first rodeo, you've been speedrunning for about three months. so you open single player and create a new world with a random seed, almost as if it's muscle memory at this point.
you spawn in a desert. a village is located to your east and a temple to your south. you sprint to the village and get some wood. you craft stone tools and then tower up to ruthlessly slay the iron golem. he deserves it, that ugly beast. you got four iron so you craft a shield and a bucket. you head over to the temple, maybe it'll have something useful. there's an enchanted book, a diamond and some other stuff that like rotten flesh and gunpowder. you grab the tnt and skedaddle.
you run around in the desert, aimlessly searching for lava pool. you enter a savannah biome and see a fire burning in the distance. a lava pool must be the source. you sprint towards it and voila. you make a super fast portal, probably faster than dream because you're just that cool. and off you go to the nether....
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minecraft hoglin x reader
Romancethis is a story about the love affair between you, a minecraft player and a hostile hoglin. very slowburn, enemies to lovers, you get the idea. please note: i am only going to be writing this while EXTREMELY sleep deprived.
