Narrator POV
" Where the Fuck am I?" Max asked when he got up from the floor.
He looked around and saw that he was on a school yard.
" Listen kid, you should not swear. You are like, what? Eight? What are you doing at a school for future Hunters?" A voice said from behind.
Max turned around to see a guy who looks like a drunk hobo.
Max scrunched his nose and said, "Jeez what fuck happen to you. You look like a hobo and smell like Shit"
The man frowned.
" Oh what? Did I hit a nerve. By the way, I am ten so beat it loser."
" My name is Qrow and you have some manner and anger issues."" You don't have to tell me twice. My parents suck. I'm max"
" Mhm, my parents suck too. So bad they abandoned me and my twin sister."
" I wish my parents would do that. They neglect me then send me to places so they don't have to deal with me. Does that mean you are homeless?"
" What?! No. I have a job and an education." He showed max his license as a Hunter.
"Is that supposed to mean something. Any way have you seen Daniel? He promised me some food."
" Is Daniel you're older brother?"
" What no, I would run away if he was my brother. He is the camp counselor and he promised me food."
" Why do you look homeless?"
" Look kid, you will understand when you are older."
" I have seen and done plenty of things already, I got my whole camp to cheer Pussy and have a platypus to be our mascot. And I watched to camp cook fight and kill animals to became to king of the animal kingdom."
Qrow made a surprised face and said, " What kind of camp do you go to kid?"
" One where they claim they can do everything and anything.
" I will help you find you're way back, so don't worry kid."
" Why would I want the homeless to help me? I'm fine on my own."
" Kid, you might get kidnapped. And you might accidentally see some 18+ stuff" Qrow said worriedly.
" Oh, I have already seen some 18+ stuff when I was exploring what I thought was an abandoned building. I have seen with my own two eyes what horny adults do in basements."
Qrows eye's widened, " You know, you are more mature than most adults."
" That's my best quality."
" Why are kids this generation so rude, you guys need to respect your elders."
" It's hard to when they look and act like shit."
" So do you need help or are you good on your own?"
"I am good on my own, I know how to survive thanks to my parents neglecting me."
"Kid just let me help you."
" No, just give me a school bus and I am good."
" Why do you need a school bus, you can't drive. Do you mean a public bus, if so I could give you money so you could ride."
" What the fuck. No. I may not have a licences to drive but I know how. That is why I am stuck with the terrible excuse of a camp. I have already escaped all the others.
" Thanks for wasting my time, Goodbye." Max said as he walked off.
" Bye." Qrow muttered back Still trying to process the conversation he had with a 10 year old kid.
Who Should max meet next?
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If Max ( from camp camp) meet characters from Rwby
FanficThis has a whole load of swearing so beware. Max is just roasting all of the RWBY characters. This is pure comedy. No shipping is in this fanfic. Only comedy is aloud. Rwby and camp camp crossover.