Percy Jackson And Friends Oneshots

I'M PEPPA PIG!

This is crack. Repeat, this is crack. If you want something that's actually decent, go ahead and skip. If not, enjoy this chapter.  

@pjocuteness Made the idea with her!

Warning: Crack

Nico, Leo, Will, Percy, Annabeth, Calypso, Piper, Jason, Frank, Hazel, and Mr. D had a plan. They even went as far as to have a cover for it (cause Annabeth thinks of everything). They all went outside at 3 a.m and gathered right in the middle of the cabins. Mr. D made sure that their voices were loud enough to be heard.

"What time is it?" Frank asked.

"Gimme a sec," Hazel replied, ready from all the rehearsal they had.

Annabeth got the Deadulaus computer and pulled up the Peppa Pig theme song. She was the one who planned the entire thing. She played it and the intro music started. Will took the computer and remixed it so it sounded a bit more rock.

"Peppa Pig~!" Percy and Calypso sang in an eerily creepy voice. Percy got it to sound creepy since he was half siren while Calypso harmonized.

"Peppa Pig~" Then came the master plan. 

"I'm Peppa Pig!" Piper stated, wearing pig ears and nose.

"This is my little brother George." She pointed to Leo and Nico who both snorted on cue, both wearing the same thing.

"This is mommy pig." She pointed at Annabeth who also snorted, wearing the same thing.

"And this is daddy pig." She got on her knees and made a big sideways V with Mr. D in the middle. Mr. D snorted, right on cue loud enough to wake the entire camp with the pig ears/nose on.

Then Will took the normal theme song and remixed it with something you would hear at a party. It was connected to speakers on top of each cabin. All the demigods started dancing and jerking weirdly around Percy and Calypso who were in the middle of this standing and singing calmly. Jason was flying in the air with confetti and throwing it around yelling

"JUST DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE" repeatedly in a pink superman costume. Mr. D was floating on top of Percy and Calypso with a sign/banner on top that said 'I am the Lord Of Grapes, you will bow down to me'

All campers ran out to see what was going on and just stood there with their mouths open when they saw what their "heroes" were doing.

"WHAT THE HECK" Kayla and Austin yelled when they saw that Will was involved. Connon and Travis just fell down to Tartarus laughing. Then the demigods performing yelled in unison:

"WE ARE THE GODS! YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO US OR BE DEAD" When the spectators didn't bow, Percy and Jason started sucking them up into their storm and banished them to Zeus which was worse than Eternal Punishment.

Zeus took the demigods and decided to make them into little flower pots and whispered to himself.

"Yes, you are lovely flower pots. I will be taking care of you." Then he forgot about them for a millennium while Connor and Travis were still laughing in the River of Fire as their laughing was a force so powerful even Fire bowed down to it. Until Leo sent fireballs that killed them.

         The demigods that put on the show were then cursed for doing that for eternity

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