Percy Jackson And Friends Oneshots

WE ARE ROBBING A BANK PIPER

Enjoy the chapter... Also, one of my friends showed me this video which inspired me so SHOUTOUT TO HER WHO WON'T GET WATTPAD SO I CAN'T NAME HER (lemme know what you think!)

"Hey, Leo," Percy called out from the kitchen where he was getting chips from, "I feel like we're forgetting something."

Leo gave a glance back at Percy but quickly brought his attention back to the TV.

"Nah, besides a couple of homework assignments I doubt we have anything.", Leo replied. Percy looked a bit suspicious but shrugged it off. He went to the sofa and watched whatever Leo was watching which just happened to be the Hunger Games. After the movie finished, Leo started another one while Percy decided it would probably be best to at least LOOK at his homework before Annabeth went full lectures on him. He walked into his (blue) room when he saw the calendar and it hit him.

Tuition was due tomorrow. 

"LEOOOOO", Percy full-on yelled and quickly ran outside to where Leo was watching.

"What! Did you find your shirt? I swear it was just supposed to be a small harmless prank. No need to drown me Aquaman." 

"NO! We have our- Wait, what did you do to my shirts!" Percy asked a looking suspicious.

"N-Nothing," Leo said, obviously trying to hide his laughter. 

"You know what, never mind. We have bigger problems! OUR TUITION IS DUE TOMORROW!" Percy all but shouted. 

Leo's eyes were wide, "Seriously? Gods, what are we gonna do? Both of us are broke? Our jobs don't pay enough?" Leo started rambling anxiously. Then a metaphorical keychain flashlight (yes that's how broke they are) flashed over Leo's head as Percy was pacing back and forth muttering about how they were both gonna be kicked out of college.

"We can rob a bank!" Leo exclaimed as if it was gonna solve all their problems. Percy looked at him like 'What type of stupid idea is that?' But once he thought about it, he realized it was probably the best idea. 

"Okay, but which one?" Percy asked.

"The nearest Chase bank? Those always have a ton of money." Percy just nodded. What? It made sense (you have no idea how much I was dying to make a bunch of 'Chase' puns).

"And we can get a note for our demands," Percy added. Leo went to get a piece of paper and a pen to write it down. 

"We can ask for a... a helicopter!" Percy said excitedly. Leo gave him a confused look.

"Isn't Zeus gonna zap you out of the sky?" Leo wondered. Percy got the mischievous look that made teachers wary of him.

"You know, we need a getaway driver and Zeus wouldn't blast us if. oh! I don't know, we had a certain daughter of Aphrodite with us." Leo smiled evilly.

"And this is why we are such a good team." They spent another hour planning everything out, getting the demands ready, planning the route to and through the bank, and the assigned positions. Now all they needed was Piper to be their getaway driver. 

"Who's gonna IM her?" Percy asked. Leo took a deep breath.

"I will." He put on a brave face and got the IM connection ready.

"Hey, Leo! Hey Percy! What's up?" Piper greeted.

"So, we realized that umm, tuition is due tomorrow and since we don't have enough money..." Leo trailed.

"Just say it quickly dude," Percy hissed.

"We're gonna go rob a bank and we need your help!" Leo quickly rushed out. Then there was silence.